Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so gave it a go to see what it smelled like. It's currently the peak season, and so I had quite a few clients in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML
Today, as I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this, I sniffed my hands because they had got wet, and said to the customer, "Oh, the can is leaking… want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
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Top comments
egaonogenki 0
Why would there be tear gas in a RESTAURANT?
BlaBlaBla_95 0
why would you even use deodorant spray in public?
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Comments (52)
BlaBlaBla_95 0
why would you even use deodorant spray in public?
moodyreallyrocks 27
Interesting..
EmDizzle2007 28
what about it being spray deodorant changes anything?? and they didn't "use" it, they wanted to smell it.
nbp_3 0
i love CS gas that shit will clear a head cold in half a secound.
gothymama 0
Why would that be under the counter in a snack place??? I've never had CS gas at anyplace I've worked at!
egaonogenki 0
Why would there be tear gas in a RESTAURANT?
twilight_lupus 13
my question exactly.
XxMidnightReader 0
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what exactly IS cs gas???
yojo62 5
your so smart... it says in the comment
fatzo_fml 3
Protection in case some one holds them Up
yessirre 4
Incase they get robbed smarty pants
yessirre 4
Incase they get robbed smarty pants
beksj23 15
You're*
danimal_crackerz 26
You're* :P
freelantic 0
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Why would you smell a random stick of deodorant... YDI
mccutie936 6
Its not deoderant asshole
alliewillie 22
You're the asshole. It says in the FML op thought it was deodorant and sprayed it to smell it.
ItsJustMe1616 26
Yeah. Not sure why you had to be a dick 29, but congrats.
marines_fml 0
Well...wat would The marines Do.... Idk im jk
pplkillr 0
run, shout 'Marine Corps!Marine Corps!' and punch a pillow i believe.
Blade52560 6
What are you even trying to say??
xyzkid13 0
Wow... Why in the heck would tear gas be under the counter in the first place? Not COMPLETELY your fault, but you shouldn't have tried a random deordorant that was in a snack food counter. Almost YDI, almost.
unomo 0
if someone tries to rob them duhhhhhh
vooper 0
Hahahaa. FYL for working somewhere CS gas is needed. 'want any CS with that, sir?'
soccerboy101 0
In case there's a robber u idiots
michael666 7
because you always crack open a can of tear gas when your store is being robbed, DIPSHIT.
idefka 34
*Spells "You" incorrectly.*
Taolan 23
was it a green cyllinder marked with a red stripe? In that case, YDI for cracking a tear gas grenade
MiGman 5
#14 it was probably a small canister of it and not a grenade. and for other people: off there was a robber I'm pretty sure you wouldn't unleash some CS