buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Top comments
Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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Comments (374)
Ridyn 0
**** TWILIGHT!! FAGS WATCH IT!
scenellamas 0
haha MCL evangldbrg <3
allysuechad 0
CRAP!!!!!!!
JackoTheBeast 0
#153 FTW
sosadrightnow 4
I'm going to send this to my twilight loving friend.
JediJoker 0
Best FML ever, seriously, what's the appeal of sparkling vampires?
Ilovelife07 0
Best FML on the site
theta_fml 0
Wow you managed to make an FML that describes how ****** all of our lives are. Congratulations OP, you win at life.
Blueoceanz84 0
#142 No, you've got it all wrong. 15 year olds write BETTER than Stephenie Meyer. I liked the books, but they aren't written very well. Which is okay, I guess, because Stephenie Meyer hadn't even written a short-story before writing Twilight. It's just getting-actually, it's already gotten incredibly out of hand. Twilight FTW! Not the in for-the-win sense.
asafetybuzz 0
a really good writer? oh god. **** YOUR life for saying so. i read the books. there were so many grammatical errors that i got really upset. you see, i'm a grammar cop and while i can stand to read grammatical errors on the intarwebs, it just disgusts me to see them in published works.