Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
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can_sympathize56 0
Freaking out random people on the bus with crazy makeup is fun! I was recently in a play that ended in my crucifixion. I went out to eat afterward without washing the stage blood off my wrists - it got some horrified looks and then laughs from the waitress. Another guy with what looked like a grievous head wound, a black eye, various cuts, and dirt smeared all over his face just stood outside the restaurant smoking for a while, looking cold-blooded. Lighten up, have some fun with it!
misslicorice 0
You should have just gone with it and pretended you were doing guerrilla performance art or something! :P
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misslicorice 0
You should have just gone with it and pretended you were doing guerrilla performance art or something! :P
hey123hey123 0
2nd
IEatBabiess 0
I blame twilight
Jessaly_fml 0
You couldn't have just wiped it off in a bathroom somewhere? I hate getting stage makeup off, that shit gets EVERYWHERE.
can_sympathize56 0
Freaking out random people on the bus with crazy makeup is fun! I was recently in a play that ended in my crucifixion. I went out to eat afterward without washing the stage blood off my wrists - it got some horrified looks and then laughs from the waitress. Another guy with what looked like a grievous head wound, a black eye, various cuts, and dirt smeared all over his face just stood outside the restaurant smoking for a while, looking cold-blooded. Lighten up, have some fun with it!
jewjewbee 6
i love stage make-up! going out in public and scaring people is one of the best parts :)
my_life_sucks_17 1
LOL that's funny :P its ok i'd just explain to the ppl on the bus who cares if they laugh? heck i'd laugh with them! or you can just say "shut up or i'll bite you and see how you like it!" LOL thanx for making my day :P
PaperxHearts_xox 0
lol, I do that all the time xD it's really fun to just go and creep out random people with crazy stage make-up. One time, I was playing Pocahontas, and I left to go home in my costume and stage make up. It was quite a ride home x)
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
you should've poured on some glitter and pretended you were a cullen ;D bonus points for wearing gold contacts.
Lebb 0
Halloweens over ;( lol fyl
FML_Add1cT 0
#5 lmao they would like call the cops LOL
Nacirema20 0
lmao. YOUR the guy who i saw on the bus...! lmao. xD jk. YDI.