buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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luella_fml 0
we'll also be known for saying F**k in every sentence!
thornsontherose 0
haha very true
greedling 0
i don't know ...i think it's far more likely that we'll be remembered as the kids who slashed our wrists, wore skinny jeans and pasted half our hair across our foreheads.
bbq34567 3
No, this generation will be remembered as kids who were obsessed with technology to the point of becoming addicted to their cell phones/computers, and for having extremely short attention spans also, anyone who likes twilight is on team loser
immastarr 0
i agree. ppl are goin overboard w/ twilight. all it is is a love story. u kno how many of those there are?!SRSLY
cutiepie87 0
Totally.
peach3714 0
Thattts righhht bitchesss, I loveee Twiligghtt. Teaaam Jacoobb all the wayy. Taylor Lautner is a babbeee :] hahaha.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
nowai team edword, edword is hooter!
macknumber307 0
ugh!!! i HATE when people copy MLIAs into Fmls or vice versa. its so annoying!!!
solocredere12 4
OP, you are my hero!! I can't believe this got through mods!
Pointy130 0
And the Jonas brothers, and Hannah Montana.... it saddens me so.
jjcooper 0
that doesn't make sense