buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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Crazyging 0
Hey at least were not the 'tight pants and mental hair' Generation...oh God no we are worse
lara522 0
"OMG... but twlight is soooooooooo amazing!!!!! i luv edward sooo much and bella is soooo cool. and jacob is so hawt. twlight is the best love story ever written. ur such a jerk." The above is what most twilight fans say in response to posts like these. Reflects their IQ.
fancypantsninja 0
bella is not cool she is weak and spineless and twilight is sexist...end of story
Ella177 0
Shutup, this isn't even an FML! STOP HATING ON F*CKING TWILIGHT. It's a story of two lovers who cannot be!! YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST SUCK IT.
Princess_peach 0
I'm sorry but I love LOVE! Twilight it is the most amazing love story of all time. It's not about the vampires its about two people who are so diverse coming together in a world full of obstacles and being able to overcome those obstacles together. In my opinion I love the book series and yes I do love the sparkly vampires because hello who doesn't like robert pattinson without a shirt!! :)
zargon 1
I believe you meant to say it's a poorly-written story about a creepy, abusive, stalking paedophile and the girl that becomes obsessed enough with him that she cannot function without him (and the girl herself is a total Mary Sue. Actually, pretty much everyone is in those books). Later, we add in Jacob, and then we're talking super-paedophile.... What part of this is the greatest love story ever, again?
I_hate_it_all 5
It's a fanfiction-style book, not about vampires, but about mentally unstable people, some of whom sparkle, and how they try to stick together in ruining each others lives. It's about a guy who hears voices, and possibly is manic depressive, a girl who is just freaking nuts in her head and a paedophiliac. And, in the end, a girl suffering from progeria. Also, I think Robert Pattinson looks disgusting. I'm sorry.
taybaby18 0
hah, i have to agree with you. those lameass kids running around gaga over twilight is getting old. i fell in LOVE with the series after i finshed it but c'mon. especially #350? haha, epitome of the twilight craze dear. bravo.
loveyahun 0
Enough of this twilight bullshit
X0XyentroucX0X 0
wow its just a Twilight trend guys its not even that serious every generation had them.that doesnt mean that you can go around shittin about. I never seen twilight or new moon ( maybe when I get over my phobia of vampires) and I was never really interested in Harry Potter. Most likely when our generation grows up we will go back and reminisce about our Twitter days and our Twilight days and be called old and weird by our children.
SoberMuch 0
******* wonderful, LOL
quascadL 0
Ugh! its also a knew steriotype at schools, if u go to grade school, do u see girls that dress in black and were those T-shirts that has those shirtless guys?
chloroplast 0
Hey, get this: NOBODY CARES.