Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.
Emma1562 35
Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay
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Comments (84)
random2212 16
How is that even possible?
christopherwilli 14
Puberty?
MrSassypants 34
I thought it was because someone shaved half of OP's face, but to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what happened.
invadermaythe1st 35
unwashed pillow/covers can make your face extra oily, causing breakouts.
Hunthas 17
#27 is right, a lot of people break out on one side of their face if they don't move around in their sleep and don't change their pillow case often
MrSassypants 34
Oh....... well, that clears things up for me, but unfortunately not so much for OP.
Welshite 40
Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.
leogachi 15
@2 This is the only possible choice Op can make.
Lalala579121 28
Harvey Dent... Can we trust him?
bibble27 9
I need a follow up. If it was top and bottom halves it would kill the two face dream.
cooltatgar 31
Harvey 2 face Dent ... is that you?!
iAlissa 34
Well, I guess to look on the brighter side of things, at least your whole face isn't like that. However, the fact that it's only on one side is so bizarre.
EvilTurtle 35
I'd honestly prefer my full face to be like than half, but that's just me.
LizKhalifa7 9
You should call in sick
trucker2 33
Well shaving should be a snap. Gotta love that rocky road.
Emma1562 35
Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay
SimplyCyrax 17
Interesting...
christopherwilli 14
Is your name by any chance Harvey Dent?
twister45 17
His name is anonymous. it's right there at the top.
ahippienamedrae 10
Maybe try the power of makeup?
katydid91 31
Make up clogs the pores on your face therefore causing more acne on your face if not properly removed.
OysterPearls 33
I think the power of Clearasil or Neutrogen would work better. Use a gentle facial cleanser, exfoliate gently twice a week, and make sure to stay moisturized OP!
itsalanis 25
Oh hormones. How they've tormented every child throughout their adolescent years. I'm sure there's some solutions you can do in the meantime. Wash your face after a shower, resort to medicines when needed, etc. Eventually it'll clear out or be gone completely, just give it time.
leogachi 15
@11 If you use a mild scented shampoo, you can wash your face in the shower.
itsalanis 25
I do that. I have some mild dove head face, and after I wash my hair, I get a separate exfoliating cloth and gently go in circles on my face and forehead with the shampoo. Leaves my face smooth and oil-free, and I do it once every other day. c: