Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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nabzilla 0
ugh sad isnt it?
MoooMooMooMooMoo 0
Well not really. I mean most people actually hate it these days. It's rare [where I live at least] to find an overly-obsessive fan girl. It was huge at first and the only reason it still is, is because of all the hate it's getting. Twi-haters are all over the internet promoting it. We all need to get on the who-the-****-cares team and shut the **** up about twilight. JS Oh and btw I know I'm being slightly hypocritical by complaining about all the people who are complaining I just thought this needed to be said.
Jonathan33 0
man early 90's generation is the shit! we got the cowboys winnin 3 superbowls, pokemon, DBZ, power rangers, tupac, Nintendo 64, and a bunch of other shit that was cool for the time! late 90's...not so much...sry
Ninjaface 0
Amen. The one thing remotely good about Twilight is the idea of ripping Edward Cullen into pieces and then burning him. SO much more fun then just stabbing him in the heart.
beanstalk0311 0
Yeah, I don't understand this recent obsession with ******* vampires either ... This only gives kids another reason to dress in black, bitch about how hard life is, and be emo. **** our lifes.
Chopperman_fml 0
Meh, nobody is going to remember Twilight in a few years. It's nothing more than a flash in the pan of mediocrity.
LadyDraigen 3
RAWR! I'M A VAMPIRE! FEAR MY GLITTER! I swear. I am sick of the whole twilight thing. I read the first book. It was given to me. It took me forever just to get through it. I thought it would never end. Then I find out there are more...I didn't read them. I want bloodshed, fighting, sex, and Vampires BURSTING INTO FLAMES like they are supposed to. My Tranny friend said that its some of the gayest shit she's ever seen. I like Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark Hunter series. Yeah, its got vampires, gods, demons, were-animals..with actual plots you can follow. It doesn't take 3 books or so for the main characters to get some action going. Anne Rice was great until she stopped hallucinating. I just think these kids are taking it way to seriously. And really, from what I understand, Ed is super cold, Jake is super hot (temp wise). I don't know about you, but I'd take the Hot Dog over the GlitterSickle any day. But these kids just can't wait to get some of that ice cold lovin and live Glittery ever after.
NemoTheFreak 0
lmfao! nicely put!
LadyDraigen 3
Thanx ;)
sweeper17 0
not even an fml....
WarriPengoo 0
OH NO!! YOUR RIGHT!! lol i hate twilight :)
yriz 0
Shut THE f*ck up you haters!! Twilight is tha bomb and if you don't like it you're such an ass/loser/dumbass/bitch what ever you want to call yourself xD I just wanted to say that i'm Team Jacob all the way! but Edward isn't that bad ^^ AND! The Jonas Brothers and Hannah Monanta Rock 2!!
NemoTheFreak 0
and you're how old...?