Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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MiseryAlice 0
I hate twilight. The movies are terrible, and (King said it, not me) Stephanie Myer can't write. And yes, I've read the books. SHE. CAN. NOT. WRITE. I've honestly never ever read something that badly written. This twilight obsessed girl in my class found out I hated twilight (I was wearing my anti twilight shirt) and she starts screaming at me, asking me why I don't like it. I told her "Because it has no plot." Her response? "What's a plot?" Twilight is not literature, and it is making kids dumb and uneducated because of their obsession with fictional charectors. I, too, liked a fictional charector once, in 6th or 7th grade. But this is a bunch of high schoolers that think edwards real and stalk Robert Pattingson, who, by the way, also hates twilight. Having a celeberty crush is one thing, but being a rabid sparkle obsessed twilight fan who throws acid on people for telling them to put down their twilight book (happened in a high school chemistry lab) is another, and thats just way too far. Also, all you twilight fans can like the books or the movie or whatever, that's fine. I wouldn't mind that. What I do mind are the twilight fans who stop liking it because they want to seem smarter and less obsessed. Like the ones on here who are like "Well, I hate the movies and vampires don't sparkle, but the books are AMAZING!" The books suck, and you're a twilight fan, so get over yourselves. Thank you and good day.
WOW_idc123 0
I've never seen 15 year olds with hsm backpacks if they do it's cuz they think it'll make them look cool. but that's usually in high school. and it's usually people12 n under who like Miley cyrus
Zombievil 0
It's a craptastic epic let down that could've have been a tv movie and diwn with but drags into seperate turds and now sucking adults in to this tween cult of lambs that need the slaughter floor lined with them alnog with the writer, I hate it immensely because people compare it to Romeo and Juliet. it's clearly a ripoff. P.s. True blood is king
fbp6277 0
I would like to point out that not everyone is into Twilight because its a trend. I never even heard of Twilight, I saw it in Borders, liked the cover, read it. And the first time I heard about it from anyone else was after the movie came out(which by the way SUCKS ASS). And also I think it's pretty dumb to compare Twilight to Miley Cyrus since she hates Twilight and HSM was a total failure(with anyone over, what? 10), Twilight wasn't.
WOW_idc123 0
wow alot of people on her are writing really long comments. do u have nothing better to do?
ziqi92 0
Harry Potter is about making difficult decisions and finding the inner strength to protect those you care about. Twilight is about the importance of having a boyfriend where good looks have priority. I think Harry Potter wins by a landslide.
skittles1091 0
125,I love you. Marry me. XD and another thing: rhapsody writes better stoires than the author of twilight does. And they're a band!
awkwardlyhonest 0
wolfman is the same thing as werewolf, i believe.. they call them shapeshifters in one of the books, so technically, they are shape shifters, not werewolves or wolfmen.
wallflower3 0
Twilight fans are getting out of control. There are numerous accounts of Twihards physically attacking people who don't like the books. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bantwilight sign the petition if you think the whole thing is getting out of hand. I do. People are getting hurt. It's not worth it.
thornsontherose 0
hey im just gonna say tht i personally dont know any twilight freaks. or harry potter freaks. im neutral in the twilight thing so im not gonna chris brown any chick who fingers herself to edward, but i think its total bullshit tht some people r gonna think were gonna be the twilight generation. Also, why is there no talk about the vampire diaries? those were some badass book tht got made into series, yet noone bitches about tht.