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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

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Leverathin 0

For anyone that's following this, the cops were called. I was on the phone with my insurance company due to him not having any kind of insurance. Next thing I know the cops are busting into the building with shields and rifles

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thewhiteninja 0

can i get a wtf?

Kefka91 15

Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)

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thewhiteninja 0

can i get a wtf?

cheerchika 0

WTF!!!!! :)

Yousuck24 21

Give me a....W! Give me a....T! Give me a....F! What does that spell? WTF!

cheerchika 0

haha 6 change Ur many to u rock Couse u freaking do ;)

RugbyKid 0

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyboy732 16

WTF?!?!?

Raddaya 3

What the ****?

testthecoal 5

**** the what?

ericownz101 0

C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!

cheerchika 0

29... just read the fml lol

hedgerow 0

oooh country joe!!! woodstock!

zendaddy0 0

on pls NOBODY say i agree your life sucks on the button plz plzzzzzzzzz

mzeemzima 0

wait I don't get why op gotta pay for the damage wats a welfare if I were op this is wat I would say, " Today, my neighbor accidentally blew up my car with a cannon and I accidentally blew up his face with a RPG, WIN!"

kruzito 0

your mom is who i f*ck!

claireful 4

and this is why all welfare recipients should be drug tested.

CaptainDoorknob 7

Where's The Fries? Wet Towel Fridays?

adamo_erebus 26

Exactly what I was thinking. Why the **** does OP's neighbour have a cannon?

CharterOak 15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Drug testing them all is FAR more trouble than it's worth. http://time.com/3117361/welfare-recipients-drug-testing/

Yousuck24 21

sucks to be you!

andruha1123 5

well, you can sue him

Sadochan 0

The ****? How can he make a cannon while on welfare? What? I'd report him THEN sue him. And to be on the safe side, a restraining order.

Zebidee 9

To be honest, the insurance report for an incident like this probably should have a police report with it.

Zebidee 9

Generally in the US, it's legal if the cannon doesn't cross the line into the 'destructive device' category. Most muzzle-loaded antique style or salute cannons are OK. State law imposes additional restrictions though, and firing projectiles from them is right on the line of legality, so if it's what you're into, you'd better have done your homework! Still, none of that absolves you of liability for damage done by firing one. With freedom comes responsibility.

kameryn25 3

I'm not really too concerned with the legality of it. what I want to know is why the hell does the guy on welfare own a f***ing cannon.

jisaac09 25

Because poor people need hobbies too. And actually it is on the cheap side (compared to drugs, cars, alcohol, etc). You can launch the same projectile all you want and you can get powder for very little.

j_cat187 20

u should by an artilery cannon and blow his house up

trdz23 0

haha I would(:

insanesna1l 0

don't be stupid. Just put your hand over the barrel next time :-)

Kefka91 15

Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)

DocBastard 40

Is your neighbor named Johann Pachelbel?

Zebidee 9

No, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

phatdaddy62 23

Yes, like Pachelbel's Canon . . .

adam_zelyoni 0

just say to him "die menya dengi moodak pizda!"

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Johann Sebastian Bach FTW!!!

RockTheArts2007 3

hahaha that's genius :D

naughtia 14

shitty deal!

maddiester 5

you should conceive a baby from the neighbor and his son. double the child support. find a way to show the government he has a high paying job and walla. you're done.

Zebidee 9

...that one never ceases to amaze me...

CaptLegendary 0

I hope you meant voila instead of walla because walla isn't a word

Quasar55_fml 18

Yes it is. Arabic I guess. Meaning something like "that's it" maybe

xalerion 0

49 fail- walla is the poor mans voila

CheesyNacho 0

57 walla is an Arabic word actually....

XZero_fml 0

So are we going to ignore the fact that OP can't conceive a baby with his neighbor?

horneyhic 15

I'm interested in how a man can concieve with 2 other men

attatood 8

Dunno, but might be fun trying.

TheNewGuy03 29

walla walla. |the kid|

RiedigerD2 0

A guy on welfare should not be waisting his time or money playing with or making cannons, if he is stupid enough to fire a cannon towards anything of any value he should be paying for it. I would charge him.

jmac2787 0

I think there's a law that states if you are on welfare then you shall not own a cannon... if there's no such law there should be

LoLlersnakes 0

Yeah, you can get a lien on the guys house to secure your judgment if you sue and he files bK.

sallen0046 4

If you had decent insurance you weren't afraid to use they'd probably have given you a rental car...

shockwave259 6

and who the hell pays for the new car?

kisalycorsis34 0

Am I the only one who immediately thought of Cannon Penis??

makz96 6

yes, you are.