Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML
Today, I got way too used to using two oven mitts at once to take food out of the oven since I'm so clumsy. So, when I tried to take food out of the oven with the only one oven mitt I could find… Well, take a wild guess what happened. Go on, just try and guess it. FML
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, while cooking dinner, I managed to set my oven mitt on fire. In my panic, I tried to throw it in the sink, but it landed on a stack of t-shirts, which were lying on the counter. Both the mitt and my favorite Sonic Youth t-shirt now have matching burn holes. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
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Top comments
ironik970 13
Don't ask what the hole was for...
YaboyVinnie 21
Thumbs up for this one.
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Comments (64)
jerome1995 4
Epic fail is a fail.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Should've used an EasyBake
VVeetard 8
Wow. I feel so enlightened. Thanks, #1.
crazychick1269 7
#16 hahahah so true
Naomimi_fml 6
Know your memes, children.
poostool 5
It's the oven mitt ******* hole. Yuuummmm
FFPulley 9
Poke a hole in your roommate's contraceptives. That'll show'em!!!
freelove_fml 2
Poke a hole in your roommate.
EvilPotato 15
Should gave taken the time to find yours, trust and use only yours stuff.
Christianrules 1
Obviously a fail is a fail... Why must you repeat yourself?
this_female 0
hahaha!
flockz 20
that comment #2... i see what you did there.. i dont think many other people will catch it though so for everyone who didnt, she laughed alot.
ShyAnn29 15
I don't get it either
13FTW 9
Ah, flockz, I too see what #2 did there as well. Do you care to enlighten the others? Or do wish me to do it?
YaboyVinnie 21
Thumbs up for this one.
NabbdjuretPerry 0
..and thumbs down for this one...
CryMoreFMLs 15
You two are thumbs prophets!
aliadnan708 6
Ouch
chulamami916 6
Ouch is right, I hate getting burnt. OP should try cool aloe vera, and just wrapping the wound with a damp cloth. Not really much else, once its burnt its burnt. Just try to make it as comfortable as you can until it heals.
GrooveSponge 0
Somehow I read ****** in your comment somewhere...anyways, I feel for you OP! Burns are super annoying, especially when they grow into a big, juicy blister. Yum!
chulamami916 6
Something must have been on your mind! lol, I'm reading it trying to figure how the hell you read ****** lol.
ironik970 13
Don't ask what the hole was for...
iam_yummylicious 12
A cruel joke...?
Saltime 0
A vent to keep your thumb cool?
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Beat your roommate with the hot pan
Freeze_fml 17
Given that he only has one oven mitt, good job forgetting.
brianjman14 23
Why is there a hole in an oven mitt?
Wreckless_fml 6
#5 will punch you >:0
bjr1208 3
I bet he used that as a fake ******. FYL
Hannah_grace1414 12
Awh, I'm sorry op;/