Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I finally had lunch alone with the girl I like. It wasn't bad, but we had a few awkward silences. Still, I got home feeling proud that I’d actually managed to get some one-on-one time with her. But a little while later, my sister pointed out that I’d had a piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth the entire time. FML
Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML
Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was quickly eating lunch during a work meeting. I ended up inhaling some of my sandwich so I've had toast stuck in my sinuses for the last hour. FML
Today, I sent my crush what I thought was a cute selfie. Two minutes later, she replied, “Nice waffle.” I checked the chat and realized I had sent her a photo of my burnt breakfast instead. She then asked if the black part was chocolate. It definitely wasn't. I have not opened that chat since. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
His sausage roll will be there next.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Ooooooh, that really sucks. I hate it when you have something stuck in your teeth and you don't notice until after you've talked to a lot of people. FYL, OP. You'll live though
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Comments (65)
KarmaH8sBelinda 0
lol
PurplePigeon 0
It wasn't really "lol" worthy...but whatever. OP: ALWAYS check your teeth after you eat. It's when you don't that sausage roll(sounds gross) gets all up on your grill.
turtlemansam 6
Well, maybe she didn't notice, unless you made out or sumthin. Yeah she probly noticed.
XuniqueX 7
YDI for sounding like a cartoon character
guiltypleasure12 0
just tell him you were practicing your sausage eating skills, he'll be sure to like you then
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
is the op guy or girl? and maybe they didn't notice.
musicmaniac925 0
20 win of the day!!!! lol
PimpdaddyCJT 13
get that Wiener out your mouth and his in then he won't be your crush he will LOVE you :P
Sportsfan86 3
#1 you sound like an idiot. but anyways, OP, this is not an FML because you embarrassed yourself infront of your crush. Your life does not suck. You deserved it for thinking it's an FML.
MarkSeattle 0
I'd say stop eating sausage rolls fatty! but you're in France so maybe you aren't fat like most of the sausage roll eating Germans and Americans, lol. so I give up ;)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Ewww man. Homer walked around for 3days with a piece of chicken on his face. It wasn't a small piece either--it was a whole chicken wing.
UziTopete 0
big deal. if she talked to you for a whole half an hour then she obviously has some interest in you.
BakNBitz 0
No #5... the sausage roll is his grill
OwN3d3d 0
ydi for not brushin ur teeth or ydi even more if ur like my friend who brushes his teeth before he eats breakfast
itsybitsyspider 0
wellllll, when I read this I thought of "penis breath." then I giggled for abit and decided to say : FYL :)
Pimpshine99 0
il show you a sausage roll *drops pants*
Freeze_fml 17
His sausage roll will be there next.
unidentified_sta 5
I didn't see anything that implied OP was male... But maybe that is just how he rolls with sausage
guiltypleasure12 0
yes always practice with things on a larger scale so when the real deal comes you will be able to handle the miniature
TaylorTotsYumm 10
14, I think you missunderstood Freeze's comment.
xStiina 0
haha..
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Ooooooh, that really sucks. I hate it when you have something stuck in your teeth and you don't notice until after you've talked to a lot of people. FYL, OP. You'll live though
JocelynKaulitz 28
he probably would have wanted to lick it off (:
Lizza330 28
That sucks. But how do you not know there's something on your teeth? What's 'anti-flood'?
CloudEnvy 17
Stops you from going nuts and posting things too quickly. For example: Flooding the comments with spam.
Lizza330 28
Oh, but I only posted one comment.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It doesn't monitor how many comments you post, but how quickly you post them.
530boy 0
Brush your teeth after you eat, and don't eat unhealthy crap like sausages, they make you fat. If you get fat, your crush will not talk to you ever again and you will be single and fat. Then you'll have to post an FML about how your jeans can rip because they can't hold your lard in.
catatonicsleep 17
You take your toothbrush with you when you go out? little obsessive... most people chew gum OP probably only just ate it when they ran into their crush.
LeighMoreno 0
Eh, I lick my teeth a lot for some weird reason, so that wouldn't have gotten past me. But I guess you don't do that huh, Op?
Graawr 7
You should always check your teeth after eating. But that sucks op.
jem12 0
10- haha. yeah next time check your teeth when you finish eating.