Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Bad influence
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Unfair
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
A bit harsh
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Kids will be kids
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
What did he do??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Badass in the making.
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MsConfusedd 27
What did he do??
ColdplaySucks 18
If you say shit that can be taken as a threat, you can get suspended at any age. I got suspended in 1st grade; I was an idiot back then.
Enslaved 38
Most likely hit another child or worse. Suspension is sometimes needed if other children feel threatened by the OP's son.
saIty 17
Someone took his milk and cookies. What really set him off though was when the other kid said Santa was fake. Stupid kid was just asking for it.
NzaHaFML 13
Kids be stealing crayons 'round here. It's a cruel world.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
I didn't know that was even possible...
mbusey 20
1 - your username matches your question
silverhelms 5
YOLO you gotta start somewhere
CadillacPimpen 6
15 I thought you would have blamed Dinkleberg.
iShanny 13
Yeah, I work in an after school program, and one of our first graders got suspended last week for slapping another little girl in the face. It was for one day. It's actually not that uncommon, some kids just have a rough time in school especially if they don't really get enough structure and discipline at home.
JocelynKaulitz 28
I guess they're serious about stopping kids from eating glue now a days…
Sputnikspak 13
These days teachers and administrators don't have a lot of choice when it comes to punishment. You give a detention and the next day you have an angry parent screaming at you. So many parents blame teachers for poor marks when they bring their children home from school and plunk them in front of the television or computer instead of helping them with homework. When I was in school, suspension was one step below expulsion, kids were TERRIFIED of getting suspended. Now it's no big deal. It's more of a punishment to the parents who have to figure out what to do with their kid while the kid is suspended. Zero tolerance policies have a lot to do with this phenomenon, too. Zero tolerance violence policies - a violent act is an automatic suspension. I got beaned on the head with a wooden brick by another kid in kindergarten, and the punishment he got was to not be allowed to play with the bricks for a week, and apologize to me. These days he'd have been suspended and probably sent to a child psychologist. It's nutters.
StalkerChick 13
My little cousin got suspended from kindergarten for bringing fingernail clippers to school. They said it was a weapon..
lilhellian 27
84 That.. That.. Damn I've shook my head way to much tonight because of crap like that..
coducks 5
A lot of kids at my old high school tried getting suspended.. So during my junior year, they came out with in school suspension.. Sat in a small room all day and did the work you would have if you were in regular class, but with no help.
kayaker83 4
I just pressed your freaking "do not touch" pic lol. No bacon? Man I'm bummed lol
hunterluv1 20
My cousin was raised in a home with fighting parents and bad morals. She got suspended in 1st grade because she punched a boy that said he liked her... Guess she didn't like him back, haha
DKjazz 20
17- Hide yo reds, hide yo whites, they be stealing all the crayons tonight.
echosaints 5
Look at my pic
qwillis98 20
My friend got expelled in kindergarten, five times!
Pwuj 6
Ahhhhhh.. No bacon!!!
mikemillzy92 6
Expelled? How many damn kindergartens do they have in your area?
Life_sucks_13 6
Ok that's gross but what!?! Lol I can see it now! Kid-"I'll cut you! I really will! I've got fingernail clippings!"
obnum 19
My friend got suspended in pre k one time because he was dared to stab a kids hand with a pencil... It went straight through lol
ericb982 8
Once, in 3rd grade, a kid lied and said I threatened to kill her. I got suspended. My parents wouldn't listen and grounded me for a year. **** them...
WildJubeJube 16
Why what did you do? Was it that bad?
WildJubeJube 16
Holy... Why?!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
He snatched a sandwich from a girl he liked, an she started crying.
JD134 24
In 7th grade I called a kid a dick, and was threatened with suspension if it ever happened again.
My3sons 3
WOW! That's all you can say here....
Zomg_Okay 27
It really isn't.
DracoSpirita 21
Or, you know, you could actually think out a good comment and not waste one trying to get first comment by saying something like "Wow!" or "Lolz nicee.."
gc327072 31
58- let us not forget the all important roflcopter, "sucks op", or "YDI".
srgspartan117 8
Or his "WOW" is one of just not knowing really what to say ad it's his disbelief in finding out kindergartners can be suspended
tacovender 7
Ahhh... Off to a great start
FrostHeart 36
It's gonna be a long 18 years for OP, assuming OP's kid won't get expelled from every school he's at and will graduate at 18
m1grande 3
Really kids start school right when they are born?
GwylaFelidae 7
Some people wait a few months before taking their child to a daycare of some sort. That can be considered school if the child is learning.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Badass in the making.
winnerme123 8
Once a badass, always a badass.
hama806 19
A badass who overslept during nap time, maybe?
jojimugo 20
Badass or criminal time will tell
saIty 17
Did he pull a Kevin Hart?
Trai 6
Its about to go down..
ShawnzieNstuff 6
Mind your damn motha ****** business bitch!!
lilhellian 27
Dinkleburgggg.. >.> It's hard to resist sometimes:)
LupeTabasco 5
2+2 not knowin what the **** it is biiiiitch!
demonmonkey 13
Ohhhh!!!! HE SAID SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!
ICastillo 25
Hey you know what the kids go by YOLO. The other kids can't match his swag.
DontClickOnMe 28
Oops, that was supposed to be for the person under you that said "no comment" and now their comment got deleted so I look like an idiot. Just thumb me down please and carry on.
ICastillo 25
Edit: the message this was for is gone.
ICastillo 25
I guess I should have put ( sarcasm) at the bottom of the comment. Hmm oh well.
cristy91 33
I think you were downvoted by those poor swagless chumps
lilhellian 27
Remember this I want fries with my burger..
ICastillo 25
Shut up mean little dog, before I take you to China and you are the burger.
emeraldisle 30
YOLO and swag should never be used in the same sentence. Come to think of it, those words should never be used in any sentence. Ever.
Pyapi 20
Oil Field? You need a certain level of intelligence to work there! Just leave those who have swag at McDonald's, where they deserves to be.
klovemachine 24
YOLO - you once loved Oreos :D
CTMPandemonium 16
#97 Thank You!!!! Someone who finally agrees with me lol.
TwoOneFive 11
YOLO- You Obviously Lack Originality
Brssps 13
No comment
DontClickOnMe 28
Then don't comment...
TweetAnne 13
Did some kid ask him, you mad bro?
zandalee 20
...told him to make them a sandwich.
RedPillSucks 33
It's because they mispronounced it "sammich" that set him off.
mercsl65 7
I remember an fml back in the day of a parent who's kid got suspended because another kid asked him "you mad bro?"
broncos67 9
91- pretty sure that was the reference...
RedPillSucks 33
Kids start young now adays, although sometimes they get suspended for stupid stuff too. Kids have gotten suspended for wearing religious pins. One girl got suspended for having a nose ring (not in kindergarten though)
lilhellian 27
It really is ******* stupid what some people get suspended for.. Religious pins? Freedom of religion.. Piercings.. Unless like a religious school why suspend for that?
jelly713 19
Suspension for " unnatural hair color". Or water fights or food fights.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
I was suspended in the 7th grade for asking a girl if she liked fish sticks ... I the proceeded to call her a gay fish when she said yes... Thanks South Park
Moochi456 20
Suspension for having a black shirt instead of navy blue. (Uniforms and not a private school either)
smilepatrol 7
Starting them early, I guess!