Anonymous
Australia
One law for me…
Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leogs23
Nighty night
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Insomniac
Quit staring
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
hatemyjob
United States
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Anonymous
Cedar Park, United States
Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML
cantgetabreak
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
Dane
Doss house
Today, I was demoted at my job for sleeping in the store when I'd have a few after closing. Apparently, they would rather have me drive drunk than do the responsible thing. FML
Anonymous
Helsinki, Finland
Zonked out
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
Anonymous
Puducherry, India
Corporate task management
Today, I got a complaint that I'm not performing as usual at my work. That's when I realised it was because I now prioritise my sleep and life over staying awake late at night to learn from the offshore team. I used to work during the ungodly hours of 2am to 7am daily and was then a zombie for the whole day. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
Your boss jumps off a cliff would you do the same? Do your job and mind your own business. Let him sleep on the job and he’ll get in trouble eventually.
raven_of_azarath 35
Classic example of “do as I say, not as I do.”
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Comments (4)
Michael Sawyer 11
count your blessings that you didn't get FIRED for stealing money from your job. because, sleeping on the job is THEFT.
raven_of_azarath 35
Classic example of “do as I say, not as I do.”
Sagar Nair 12
Your boss jumps off a cliff would you do the same? Do your job and mind your own business. Let him sleep on the job and he’ll get in trouble eventually.
bobsanction 18
Wake his bitch ass up