Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me in the right eye. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I attended my wife's cousins wedding. While trying to help struggling teens with fireworks, I got shot in the eye by a commercial-grade firework. I spent the rest of the night in the ER, then headed to see the eye doctor. I have about 75% of loss of vision. Hopefully it's not permanent. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML
Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Ouch, I got that in my mouth once. It's awful.
Signposthead 0
Shoulda tried in on himself
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Comments (136)
rabbit_fml 0
Ouch, I got that in my mouth once. It's awful.
blacklie 0
LoL i disagree. i used to bite glowsticks until they opened, and i rather enjoyed the taste :/ lol but OP. that sucks ass
desimonster 0
find something else that has bad side effects and pour it in his eyes... like hydrochloric acid for example. just sayin..
stuffhappens223 7
Im no doctor but how could u type and see
footcheezeez 16
125, because the goo is see through, or it could hace happened in the past!
footcheezeez 16
*have
pedrobrian 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
**** niggers, faggots, and kikes
slmlyl530 0
^wowww....... That really sucks tho.... I would beat the crap out of my little brother Just take sleeping pills to make you sleep the days out
darknut79 17
#2 hasn't been modded... why!?
terranada 3
lol thts wat I was thinking
Darcon 8
There are no such thing as a '******' anymore. get a life dude.
deadbabyjesus 2
this was more funny than the post. lol. I mean it is ignorant as hell but i really don't think it was serious at all. I actually started busting out laughing out loud for real. glow stick in eyes. what a dummy lol. not saying you let him but if you Sid you are so retarded. but ya fyl.
JiuJitsu_Bryan74 3
fag
UFCFIGHTER 0
First
xTIGERxLILYx 0
FAIL.
fwank 1
no it's not a fail. it's the biggest fail.. ever
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
I'm LMAO at his epic fail, however, I'm pretty sure I'll be next to make that mistake
SpazzyJazzy325 0
would you like a side of epic with that fail?
HBoks 7
your REALLY stupid
Signposthead 0
Shoulda tried in on himself
daniisme 0
:| ow that happened to my mum once
your_lifesucks_ 0
lol, putting chemicals in your eyes is a really good idea *thumbs up*
Doopliss 0
It wasn't the OP who did it you moron,
diet_otaku 0
"never put salt in your eyes. never-never-never put salt-put salt-always put salt in your eyes."
groovy_deadite 0
HELL YES Kids in the Hall.
arstef90 5
Wow, did you let him do that?
Atreyu_Love 0
Obviously not. His brother probably did it that to him while he was asleep. This is the reason why I do not want children, stupid *******.
blargity 0
kids like that are awesome they provide humor because they think doing that can help people see in the dark which is why their logic is funny but i dont understand why he wouldn't do it on himself and why his big brother decided to put this online which would bother his eyes more and probably result in grammar or spelling errors but it still sucks and i like this fml :D
Humanoid_fml 0
I think this is fake. There's no way the little brother could have managed to get it in the OP's eyes unless the OP let him. Also, when you're asleep, your eyes are generally closed.
xxXChiiXxx 2
unless he opened the OP's eyelids. :p
lalaimbored 0
it never even said he was asleep?
protooler31 0
the eyelid muscles are FAR from the strongest in the body...any little kid could pry your eyes open when you're sleeping...
coldplaylive2003 0
did your eyes glow in the dark? maybe I'll try that
overactivemind 0
Yes your eyes do glow in the dark. I found that out at a dance in 8th grade, when my friend broke their glowstick and it went in my eye. It burns!
shmaller 0
Teach yourself the lesson that covering someone in spiders doesn't turn them into Spiderman.
fml05 0
hahahahahaha that's for sure
CountDuk 5
well ur a bit f'ed aren't you now? just screw him up later maybe shove his head in the toilet
Glam_fml 0
That had to hurt. FYL indeed.