Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
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BB_ava 0
Soap bar. Weapon? rofl
Spinnmaster 1
grabbing a soap bar as a weapon.. classic!
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BB_ava 0
Soap bar. Weapon? rofl
jonathanhand 0
did you drop the soap?
Uraharas_Bankai 1
What OP could've done is to take the shower head (if able) and put it on the hottest and spray it at her brother. What bothers me is that the brother did this to his sister....
Yodaevil 4
soap in the eyes! but the question is, does your brother always burst in the bathroom while your showering? and why wasn't the door locked?
artc91 0
if it was moulded into a toy by your sis i can see it being a weapon of some sort. If not, mehhh...
dolphincheddar 10
I think pulling back the shower curtain would have been more painful than a bar of soap. but he got you good
bobbymullet 11
in our house, my sister and I aren't even allowed to have the bathroom door closed when were showering because it 'gets to foggy and hot in there' according to our parents. so I understand why the door wasn't locked and how easy it was for her brother to scare her/:
MizzErikaHart 8
soap on a rope would've been a decent weapon..
trevishere 7
Plus;; not everyones bathroom has a lock.
cimh 9
If it gets too foggy and hot in there???? Is there a window which you can have open a little bit? That would help, too! Sorry- but while I take a shower I'd like to have some privacy!
cameycamcam 7
I think it would have been interesting to watch this
Yodaevil 4
indoor locking handle costs 20 bucks, get one. if your bathroom fogs up, install a exhaust fan, you get mold in areas if you don't....
urdirtyolduncle 15
Doesn't it bother him to see his sister naked? Yet another post summited from Kentucky.
skizzlerz 0
this was my thought exactly lmao XD the bar that holds up my shower curtain is broken, so if anybody ever tries to break in when I'm in there I always just plan on pulling it down and using that as MY weapon XD oh the things some of us think of lmao
fuhkinsupah 0
anyone notice that it says thought thought?
blanquito 1
55- I was thinking that too but probably because of a different reason than you.
TheRealHouse 7
Did he give you mouth to mouth?
ccargill61 0
okay thats just weird
lbumbblebee 5
Haha, at a time of crisis like in Ops situation.. I probably would've went for the soap bar too xD
KCTruth4 0
soooo ur mad now?
zukinihudini 0
your brother was right thats hilarious
zukinihudini 0
your brother was right thats hilarious
justanothagirl 0
sometimes things slip up like that... :)
Babalu722 3
thats why i shower with a taser
steveakafranxy 7
I know, right? If there's a burglar in your house, there's a good chance he has a gun. But it's okay, you can throw some soap at him.
Aim4thebullseye 4
put the soap in a sock and you have a viable sock-soap mace @OP revenge is needed here, next time he takes a shower do the exact same thing as him take a picture and post it on facebook
toastyjustice 5
if you squeeze it hard enough it will go flying out of your hand pretty fast, although I doubt that was what the OP was thinking when she grabbed it
SOD_sonofdixie 5
she dropped the soap therefore she's free game ;)
misfitmarta13 0
it never said OP is a girl? I can see a brother doing that to a brother.
Azbubba_fml_fml 0
167 top symbol means female
flipflipflipidel 0
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Spinnmaster 1
grabbing a soap bar as a weapon.. classic!
daBeast155 0
what was there to rob in the bathroom?
scarletdragonfly 5
Is the soap okay?
kiarax33 0
lol , should've used a razor ... could've been a way better weapon :)
daisyloo 7
True that 83 haha
DKjazz 20
If it was soap on a rope, she could have swung it around like nunchucks, or strangled him.
morganrules123 10
She could've grabbed a bottle of shampoo and squirted it in his eyes
urdirtyolduncle 15
A razor? What're you gonna do? Shave your way out? Burglar: "OMG! You've given me such a good shave! I think I'll let you go!"
GrooveSponge 0
You could cut them up if you do it properly.
theedickey 0
the **** is a soap bar gonna do?
theedickey 0
if he was gonna strangle him, the soap would be kinda useless, wouldn't it ?
AmethystRain 20
How the hell does one use a soap bar as a weapon?
Glitterhinoceros 14
You throw it at their eyes so they can't see, then slip and or slide your way to safety
DeathBunny218 37
she could always create soap nunchucks like Big Stan did
enonymous 9
They could also be a hippy who hasn't showered since Fords inauguration
Virginia6810 16
well, if you were Chuck Norris...
AmethystRain 20
Soap only kills 99.5% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the hell he wants :D
small_bar_101 0
Well it sure worked as a weapon against OP...
Zambaku 9
Well when someone thinks a guy is breaking in, possibly with a gun or a knife, you don't have much time to think :o
pardonski 0
soap on a rope
Aim4thebullseye 4
you hide a gun inside your soap
hoodasswhitekid 0
Soap in a sock, ultimate prison weapon.
mchakkiwala 0
your brother -1 you - 0
NorwayGirl87 3
Is it only me who would have been pissed off? Seriously, you are naked, a girl and his sister!!!
LoLoRR 0
I agree! I would not burst in to see my brother naked, why would he do that?
CADMAN82 1
He was probably counting on the curtain being closed. OP doesn't mention his age either; could be her much younger brother.
mchakkiwala 0
new age voyeurs with brand new excuses!
goshpeople 4
Zero points for the OP... or perhaps they win for having the most errors I've ever seen in a single FML. 1. Double use of the word "thought". 2. "While showering, my brother..." -- The brother wasn't taking a shower; the OP was. 3. It should say "a burglar". Pay attention, mods?
ChuckNorrisBeard 0
he wasn't bursting in to the bathroom specifically to see her naked I'm pretty sure...he simply wanted to scare the sh*t out of her! I think this is funny
lolman222 0
should have grabbed something more deadly... like a luffa.
BB_ava 0
or maybe like a fist.
BallsFace 0
Toothbrush?
samikitty961 8
loofah?
mchakkiwala 0
floating duck?
StudMuffinette 17
floating duck in a sower?
OffTJHook3r 2
she meant floating dick :|. :p
enonymous 9
Mr Bubbles. get that shit in your eye and you're down and out for a long time
lolman222 0
19- thanks for the spell check.
OffTJHook3r 2
Why is everybody thumbsdoening me. you mutts *******
Gazarok 0
have to agree with loofa on this one
KayleighRenee 0
oh me, oh my you are certainly talented.;)
nixter5 18
once again, I will say, your hair is AMAZING.
KayleighRenee 0
Aww thanks x3 I love it too :)
meliesFML 0
ouch! you should lock your door more often.
miamiheatfan56 0
Not every bathroom door has a lock on it.
KatrinaKitten 16
BEST. VISUAL. IMAGE. EVER.
Davydawrestla 0
FUNNIEST. COMMENT. I. HAVE. READ. TODAY.
thwei 0
were you going to clean him into submission?
clancey6 4
I think we can all agree that he just wanted to see you naked..