Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
So frustratiiiiing
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Prize
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Quickie
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Great time to try for a kid
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years complained about having to jack off for IVF. We haven't had sex in 9 months, I have to take hormone injections, and I'm jealous of his own hand. FML
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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zedjaleaf1 11
So does that make him his own right hand man.
ragnarok1540 39
Pull out your vibrator and give his hand some real competition ... In all seriousness, talk to him and see if you can work on the relationship. See if he can start using all that hand action on you, and start some mutual fun time.
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ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Even if you are having as much sex as you would like to, he's probably still going to wank anyway- just because he is with you, it doesn't mean he is going to solely rely on you for sexual activity or stop wanking altogether and it doesn't mean you have to do the same either. If you feel like you're not having enough sex, you need to COMMUNICATE with your boyfriend instead of whining, beating yourself up about it or externally validating on the internet.
TheHcwalker 20
Us dudes like doing it ourselves because we know what works for us. It's really no offense to you.
sherri_baby88 36
I feel your pain OP. I'm pretty much in the same boat with my husband. I don't even think he's masturbating that much. He's just totally lost all interest. Either way, it sucks.
graphicstyle7 17
It's time to seriously either talk to your boyfriend, or find a new guy. Sexual selfishness is a very bad sign for any future happiness.
lovely234_fml 16
Just FYI, in my previous relationship this was one of the first things I noticed in the six months downhill that led to us separating. You need to talk to him and see if you can fix this before it is too late.
lalalaleeah 8
The struggle! Just whip out the ***** & start doing yourself in front of him! Lol, talk to him about it though, been there & it fricken blows but communication helped thankfully! (:
lilithfury 23
My fiances hand gets more action in a week than I get in three years.
cho_bee 9
Would a left handed boyfriend help?
RetireEngland 24
Hit the treadmill... Even if your not fat you can always be thinner
xMaeLA 24
It's ****** up comments like this that make women so scared to even dare to find themselves attractive. Like, we don't need your negative opinions nor your shit ego. Bye, Felicia.
kameleonkarma 2
Yup... same here. He says it's to keep the machine well oiled and the pipes clean so he doesn't get prostate cancer. Riiiiggghhhhhtt! He swears he finds me super attractive and sexy. Sad innit?