Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes passionately explaining a concept on the board while the class was unusually quiet. When I turned around, half the students were trying not to laugh. I had written the entire explanation with a marker that was completely dried out. The board was blank. I essentially gave a TED Talk to a wall. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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blueEyes_19 0
the kid is a boss
Eir_fml 1
that's what happens when you're all talk and no action. I liked the teachers that disciplined strictly more than the ones that would allow idiot classmates to do whatever they liked, personally.
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Comments (96)
blueEyes_19 0
the kid is a boss
b182link 0
haha you got owned OP, and the dude above me, blink 182 is amazing <3
SupKev 0
haha agree
frankq555 3
**** u
bryce0110 23
He's a boss ass bitch
Eir_fml 1
that's what happens when you're all talk and no action. I liked the teachers that disciplined strictly more than the ones that would allow idiot classmates to do whatever they liked, personally.
yake12 0
lol #28 win
OliviaNicole 5
Thank you. This comment is exactly how I feel. I hate the immature, worthless part of this society, even though it does consume much of it.
IMTHEGREATEST 0
bitchy bitchy bitchy still bitchy (bitch song for people who aren't funny)
aoife123 0
I know exactly how you feel...
zimandme123 0
AHHHHH!!!! NERD!!!!!!!!!
tehman117 21
I agree except in some cases. In kindergarten during silent reading the next person who talked had to stand on a square for fifteen minutes. I yawned and didn't even make a sound doing it. Guess what I got to do
marsbar15 0
Awesome haha
i_wuz_nver_here 31
hahaha sounds like something i would do.
Bueller 0
The world needs more parochial schools. Corporal punishment works wonders.
Link5794 18
Corporal punishment is okay as long as the parent or legal guardian is the one delivering it, and as long as they are careful not to go too far. That's how I was raised, and my dad accidentally broke my hand. With a leather belt. Funniest injury ever. Anyway, it is not the right of a teacher to inflict corporal punishment. They should send a note home and let the parents decide whether or not to inflict minor injuries on their child.
jim_witness 0
Throw him out the window. That usually works.
Ljones264 0
Haha. I've had a similar situation. I said "the next person who makes a peep looses 20 points on the test" this smart ass goes "Peep". I said "Aaaaand now you have a 90, good one" He said "Peep, peep". I responded with "that's now a 70, wanna keep going? Your grade can't take much more of a hit." He didn't peep anymore.
capslockisgood 19
That's not legal.
friedpwnadge 25
Yes it is, it's also very effective.
bonare0607 0
@ #11: "'Aaaaand now you have a 90, good one'". I'm no teacher, but doesn't 100 points - 20 points = 80 points?
bansheebomber 14
Hmm. Couldn't it have been a 200 point assignment? You didn't think of that, I guess.
97currie 0
yeah because typos don't ever happen if you're a teacher. just sayinggggg!
Kgirl2cute 6
Oh well, at least he followed through..
friedpwnadge 25
It says the child peeped three times. 100-30=70, genius.
crashdevil666 0
lol you should react as Eric Cartman: "Respect My Authority!" and give them a smack on the head with a baseball bat
Saigee1997 3
Holy shit, funny. XD
megamoomoo 0
haha, this reminds me of my algebra class when we had a student teacher
ImEatingBagels 0
are you Mrs. Eisen!?!??!?!?