Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Top comments
glwtta 0
I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.
Doortje 30
Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.
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Comments (159)
allmidnighteyes 11
Are you using super jumbo tampons? Is that due to your heavy flow and your wide-set ******?
hihi1212 1
you are really a creep...
mangobird 0
It's from Mean Girls, calm down.
natalie_ays 0
That was so fetch!
Mourningstar 4
Then it sounds like you need to dating a boy and upgrade your taste in trolls!
kototani 0
Just wondering how do get pleasures from a tampon?
skittles1300 0
u dont have to dump him just tell him about viagria :)
chowE_fml 4
l ik
ulicksam 0
YDI. If you go 6 months without letting him know you're not getting pleasure and what to do to make things better, you only have yourself to blame, even though it's so much easier to just blame the guy.
lil65boii_fml 0
he must have a little wee wee? lmao
a2Xmademistake 0
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FYL indeed, and by the way I'm very sorry. Lol
42billybob 5
Ok, here's some male mentality advice. We as a gender suck at sex. We will never admit it. Rules of being a guy say if you can't please a woman you're that much less of a man (note the comments about your bf). Exceptions to this are lucky guys that stumble upon the right moves (this is rare, especially when you fake orgasms) or have been told them. If your bf falls into the 99th percentile, you'll have to throw him some pointers. (If you want to be nice use subtle pointers... avoid hinting that he's bad at it if you can.)
BikeAllDay818 6
you should break up with him before you end up cheating on him with another guy