Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Top comments
glwtta 0
I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.
Doortje 30
Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.
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Comments (159)
faithfulangel 0
u get pleasure from a tampon? WTF
bluepheonix 0
Compared to her boyfriend apparently..
anonnie 0
He could become the best lover if you just tell him what you like...
youmissedup 0
just include other objects or toys at the same time
letsgetouttahere 3
What the hell? How do you get any pleasure from using tampons? :S
cristig 0
wide. set. ****** much??
olarvman 5
I honestly can't imagine this being possible, women aren't hard to please sexually
DocBastard 40
Of course not, because you're clearly the studliest stud who ever was a stud. Give me a ******* break, dude. I seriously doubt women are dropping their panties at the sight of you. And if they are, it's because they've soiled themselves.
atcontroller22 0
doc, you are my new hero.
UmbraeCatervae 0
doc you my good sir are not only the greatest troll who has ever trolled but also a national hero, and for your comment above i thank you
BrittanyLynn3 0
I <3 you!! ^^
gingerkid19 0
doc is also my hero.
monkeywrench1 10
I second that Doc. He probably never pleasured a woman in he's life. hehe!
olarvman 5
Hey man I'm just saying it's not hard, I never said anything about "panties dropping at the sight of me."
veritoswty6 14
I think you should tell your boyfriend *something* is not really working out.. Either he fixes it or you end the relationship for one that can do a better job..
DjeePee 25
What the **** are you doing with your tampon if it pleases you so much :'') You'd better buy a *****. Or have a talk with your boyfriend, you know, 'I like it when you do this, I don't like this, try this, blablabla'
jk425 0
Wtf how the hell do you get pleasure from a tampon?!
aaron1995_fml 0
maybe he has a normal size dick and she just hast a mega ****** and mega tampons ;)