Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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glwtta 0
I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.
Doortje 30
Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.
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ramirezlmt 0
#125 Not all men are bad in bed of course I'm speaking about me. (think what you will) There's men that are small, big, men that come too fast, take too long, have a bad angle a great angle. Small? Vibrating penis ring. Big lub. too fast? thicker condom plus not getting worked up too long thin condom plus excitement. Angles? different positions. Now women the best person for that job is you so communicate or take control. P.s never think women are the same, Never think the vag is a inside-out penis (it's not just speed or size or anything they are in a whole different world), Never fake, and never ever ever......stopped caring bye.
weller1 0
sex isn't everything, it's called the right moment, right time..
rubyliu8420 7
yeah WTF? u need to mold that boy by giving him play by play instuctions.
angelemi1419 4
and you're still with him why op?
OhFiona1 0
You ungrateful S.O.B! Just be happy that you're getting any!
4evermossin 0
82 and 75 nice pics ya sexy bitches.... and oh yeah tampons aren't very big so I would assume his penis is really small someone could use a redbull an some viagra
whitelightning88 0
come over to my house il make u feel real good
Ren_Baby 0
That's not really possible unless you're using a tampon to **********. Because the tampon is inserted into a different area of the ******.
liquidatedfire 0
I think you need to look at a female anatomy diagram. Its all the same hole. The first five inches or so is the pleasure part and the tampon passes through there to get up to the cervix which is where the tampon stays. The OP doesn't need to be using the tampon to ********** for this to happen. If a girl is tight, its very possible for them to feel something from this.
bandnerf 4
@141 Ahhh...stupidity at its finest. I love America.
jmmycrackhorn 0
your a bitch
ultra_notorious 26
time to leave that clown and experience multiple orgasms every time with me