Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Top comments
glwtta 0
I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.
Doortje 30
Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.
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Comments (159)
perdix 31
Tell your boyfriend to get a strap-on of a man-sized penis that will fit nicely over his nubbin.
Juliaa15 6
I'm glad you mention talking rather than breaking up with him. Sex isn't everything in a relationship although it can represent a lovely bond between two people. It is something that needs to be worked out, not something that she should just dump her boyfriend over. They can WORK things out and I just find some morals,...wrong? Proper wording for that? I'm saying if she has been with him for 5+ months with this problem, maybe she wants to have real commitment and no pleasure isn't a reason to just dump him like that without talking about it first.
Juliaa15 6
Waaaay to post this not under the comment I wanted. Disreguard people, keep on moving. Nothing to see here.
dustin3823 0
guess he has a needle dick there is only so much he can accomplish haha
GawZ 0
time for a new man.
Trugita 0
ouch...
evilcartman 0
get a girlfriend.
meezydagreat 0
little dick bastard! lol
thebigblue 2
WOW. He must be tiny and doesn't have a clue how to use it. sucks to be him.
iloveloosy12 0
dang...
jbtheone_fml 5
somebody must have a small Peter