Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Top comments
glwtta 0
I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.
Doortje 30
Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.
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Comments (159)
jaramia20 5
Why in the gods do people stay on relationships they are unhappy in? New idea , your in a relationship you hate , END IT !!! Your in a relationship with someone who for some reason CAN'T please you in bed , END IT !!!! Why be miserable ? if your in this type of situation , and you stay , you do it to yourself !!!!
vanaathiel 13
You can still love someone even if they don't please you in bed, it's not a reason to end it unless you don't love the person.
5t3ff1k4h 47
80 - Uh.. Sex isn't everything. So OP may very well be perfectly happy with her boyfriend EXCEPT for the sex. It's just a matter of communication and trying new things. There are positions out there for men who happen to be on the small side. Why should she dump someone if she's happy with him otherwise?
DocBastard 40
Jaramia - sex is nice and all when you're young, but your sex drive slows down with time and for some people stops altogether eventually. Unless your name is Hugh Hefner, you probably aren't going to be scromping much by the time you get to your 80's. Relationships are about finding someone you love and trust and want to see and talk to every day for the rest of your life, not about finding a **** buddy who'll get you off best.
monkeywrench1 10
Thank you Doc! I wanted to say the same but you said everything and much better than I could of. I'm not trying to suck your d@#k here but you my new hero!
Nakolover13 0
I agree with 80 ...sorta. Sex isnt everything but if your the type of person who isnt happy not having good sex then yes you should end it. And thats their decision so don't judge them.
5t3ff1k4h 47
99 - Bad sex doesn't have to stay bad sex. That can be changed with relative ease...
krazy_glu3 0
you forgot adultery...
Namenlos_fml 20
If it's been 6 months, that means you haven't talked about it, which is your own fault. Men will never know 100% of how women feel unless the feelings are made clear. There is not some kind of "****** gage" on your body (facial expressions can be deceiving), so he has no way of knowing how dissatisfied you are. If he really is a man worth keeping, he will listen and care about this issue when you talk to him. If not, he's a cold SOB who is bad in bed, and you should dump him.
fearfulsymmetry 1
How on earth could you get more pleasure from tampon? As a woman who uses tampons, I think that's absolutely ******* impossible.
Trixcia_fml 0
It's possible. Just a little pleasure but you can still feel something with a tampon.
docscientist 10
Maybe you should try having sex in the same position you use that tampon.
imtheheppest 0
Am I the only one who noticed they posted this twice? O_o
Jordykinss 0
Ew.
deadshadow_fml 0
the picture looks like she's saying eww xD
HomeAl0ne 20
So, what brand of tampons do you use?
salman_fml 3
may be u should dump ur bf and try me next time.
prince122 0
u know....