Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Top comments
glwtta 0
I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.
Doortje 30
Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.
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Comments (159)
Jacob_Taura 0
That suckz, for the BF and thatz sad for you, XD
jmck2022 3
Ah the thumb sized penis- good for nothing- never even bother to go any further with anything after you see a dick that small- love will just never quite be there
cheersarahxo 0
are you ashley martin? b1tch
littlecuntcats 6
How the hell do you get off on a tampon?
Bassel7 5
Did you eat it afterwards?
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
The tampon or her boyfriend?
saltysilverfox 7
lose him
BitterJay 5
Is he Asian?