Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Top comments
glwtta 0
I guess it would be kinda weird if your boyfriend got more pleasure from your tampon than you do.
Doortje 30
Wow, it must be really, really bad then. I suggest talking to him about it. Which you should have done months ago.
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Comments (159)
that_is_Nathy 9
assuming you use it right, you shouldn't feel a single thing from a tampon since it lies on a dead spot. That means for your sex life: FYL. Sure, you don't want to train your boyfriend or look for another one? Sex is pretty important.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
dead spot? whaaa
emmanizzer 6
maybe she has some REALLY NICE tampons :)
Kelita 0
they have pills called extense ya know.......
PeteyPablo12308 20
That's 'EXTENZE'
longchow 8
#16 uses it... does it work?
nvrbasik 0
hahaha(;
cradle6 13
Wasn't there a big class action lawsuit because of false advertising?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Oh dear. FYL indeed.
SereniLove 0
viagra. now.
dakota154 0
hey serenilove is there we could chat, like Facebook or something,'cause on your thing it says you like anime and that your the same age as me, there aren't many people around here who share that interest with me so I thought it'd be cool to have someone for once, I understand if you decline, it surprise me if you do.
noncomposmentis 6
dakota154: How about sending her a private message instead?
Spenerish 0
Stranger danger!
dizzyizzy97 3
Yeahhh.... how about serenilove is Mr on his profile??
millionaire93 0
pencil dick...? hahahaha jk that's mean.
derpherp 0
Ouch, for you and him, FBYL
lil_lala209 5
that's sad... ether dump the boyfriend or invest in a good *****.
jkorry121 0
hahahahahahaha
The_Appendix_ 13
He should find a girlfriend with a tighter ******.
Meeran 9
overreaction?
DaveOnDope 4
All this and NOBODY mentions ORAL sex? Do you and your boyfriend a solid and TRAIN each other! Sheeeeeeeeeesh!
capt_awesome1 11
wow, poor you. he must be tiny, or just plain sucks ! new boyfriend ?
meezydagreat 0
y'all two are really cute!
prince122 0
FML is now a Asian dating site...JK JK I love Asians
Jizwold 0
72 nah they look like ***** 104 pretty sure that dude is Mexican
agm2010 0
dnt get preggo ... u will really miss ur tampon:P