Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
Geiko_fml 0
Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.
Freeze_fml 17
Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.
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Comments (191)
Geiko_fml 0
Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.
Brittney_E 0
ummm.... no comment.
Freeze_fml 17
Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.
missmontreal97 4
what an asshole... jerk omg! well, find a guy who will sweep you off your feet :D
Geiko_fml 0
Freeze, I love your picture man. Mind if I save it?
FFML_314 12
Why would you ask permission to save his picture? Lol, he would have never known! How polite of you.
Freeze_fml 17
NO! YOU CAN'T SAVE IT! Actually, this is one that I saved a while ago. I'm making a new one so it's a filler. Save away.
that1guyyy 12
y'd u reply to #1?
locklock2 0
aw that sucks. but on the other hand, you just saved the time and money to buy him a present:)
FFML_314 12
Why did you reply to number 17? Such burning questions!
BizzaroG 0
yeah that was rude and quite predictable. anyone else tired of fml's like this? it always has to be the ungrateful boyfriend ;/
Geiko_fml 0
Why thank you kind sir. I look forward to your new one. Lol. And 14, I try to be as polite as possible to people I don't know. Unless they don't deserve it for some reason. Then I'll be an asshole to them. I try and be nice. Lol. Along with the picture, yeah, he wouldn't of known, but I still like to ask. Strange of me.
sarah48_fml 0
lol this made me laugh for some reason
WeScReamSoLOud 0
what an ass. haha mess up his car and then break up with him..I would have after the second he said it haha.
number0 8
YDI for not pleasing your boyfriend. YDI for being bad at sex. YDI for being bad at things YDI for being a bad girl
Geiko_fml 0
Hey, hey. No trolling when it's me you're replying too. No freaking replying to my post without bringing in a conversation dammit!
justsayfuck 5
Stop it #47, I only accept Trollz4daLULZ to make such listst.
Blue_Coconuts 7
At least he didn't string OP along? I think that's worse...
legonut4 0
it's funny because he wants to break up with you.
christa953 12
hey 47: stfu
veggiemeatball 0
freeze, i love your pictures.
getsuga97 0
it's good that he dumped you he's an asshole you're better off without him
Brittneyyyy 7
What a dick.
ixacex 0
time for a new bf! before that I would do something bad to him :)
strikeeagle 3
that is rude to say! I would have struck him and dumped him
bivi_cs 0
I like your picture!
JohnnySack 0
Classic! I'll have to remember to use that one!
duhitsnicole 0
lollllll my boyfriend amazzing sucks for youuu
ceejster 0
WIN!!!
kellyxlovesxyou 0
aw! OP, I'm sorry! but you should give him what he wants and make him crawl back!
swimmerstud 7
maybe he was on his mancycle?
Sleep_On_It 0
omg favorited, that shit is epic
PolishHammer 0
I don't usually do this but ixacex you are gorgeous.
ucofresh 4
What a ****** awesome pic!! Haha. I always thought I was weird cause I am always grammatically correct when I text and/or speak. I hate the "r u ready" or other tragic forms of speech!
MitchN 0
How do you wrap it?
Killah_Jay 0
:O
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
34 this made me laughso much I added it to my favorites.
Tenor_RiRi 0
everyone says YDI for you disver it,I can't spell bite me, but shouldn't it be YDI for You Dumb idiot?
roxyisahottie 3
umm..it clearly wasn't YDI she was being nice to get him a present and he was just a jerk.
PaperClip101 0
I totally agree! "No comment" is a ******* comment! dumbass...
BW3Cmart 3
boom roasted!
meowmix01 0
The Office reference ftw!
joooeee 3
I approve. Oscar your gay. boom roasted
Mariax_fml 2
Ouw :/
justsayfuck 5
Well that's really cheap :)
crownedwolf 0
I agree he could've asked for something expensive. Then broke up with her the next day.
textingfreak 0
ouch!!! your boyfriend is a jerk
ifinishlast 0
napta?
FFML_314 12
Take a shit in his car, right on the drivers seat. That'll teach him!
rlerke 0
yes, because nothing says your a Dick like a huge duece in an inconvenient spot.
FFML_314 12
I know! It's perfect.
Geiko_fml 0
Hey, it's a perfect way of doing it! Then he'll get in and be like "WTF?!"
nerdsgetmehot 23
Brilliant. Definitely keeping that suggestion in mind in case I need a revenge plot.
Geiko_fml 0
Well hopefully it doesn't happen to you, 89. Hopefully you won't have a reason to get revenge.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#94 Yeah, I sure hope I never have a reason to seek revenge!
Geiko_fml 0
I'm sure you won't. Sure you'll be goods.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I dunno, I'd probably pay to see revenge of the nerds. >.<
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Ogre rules.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hahaha! XD
TexanBar 3
Epic win for your boyfriend
ShadowPunkChick 1
That sucks =/
mitchie11 0
Ydi. Obviously he's not happy. Time to sit down and evaluate your relationship with him and see what you've done. or more so, what you haven't done.
rlerke 0
lol damn. face!