Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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Top comments
iipinkette 16
Why on earth didn't you use floss?
Bluemonster3 26
Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o
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Comments (195)
day624 14
Thats what toothpicks are for buddy
rcgirl2 11
Why would you choose a sharp object to put in your mouth anyway? Didn't you think of floss or toothpicks?
vocaloidtiger 12
Toothpicks are sharp... Just not as sharp as a steak knife.
Bullpine 11
Wow. You're just a moron.
TriflingAllDay 6
No...
jasonstackhouse 10
It's true. And if duct tape does not work - use more duct tape!
EmoSquirrel 7
A steak knife? How in the world is you think that was ever a good idea? YDI.
EmoSquirrel 7
I meant to type "did". No clue why I typed "is"
PipXanadu 4
Just blame the horrible grammar other people use on this site. It slowly affects your brain and makes you one of them.
Jeffers123 5
Anybody else desperate to know how badly this dumbass cut himself?
olpally 33
No, not really. We can all pretty much figure out he ****** up pretty bad based on the knife he used.
hollyanne27 9
I am(: haha
ravey 0
Pics or it didn't happen! :p
SFItalia854 7
You're f******g retarded.
futtbucker92 0
You do realize you're allowed to ******* curse on the internets right?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Shit dude, that's ******* awesome.
greenie213 23
How I got my hair lip...
davexs 10
I wont even insult you. Im just disappointed in you as a human.