8sq
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Millian2
Plymouth, United States
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
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aubrey1 0
I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.
seanders 10
It's ok OP: it'll spoon when it's done forking your mouth.
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Comments (224)
randomtroll 0
well that sucks and first
aubrey1 0
I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.
futtbuck101 1
FYL Aubrey1
aubrey1 0
Thanks man haha.
seanders 10
It's ok OP: it'll spoon when it's done forking your mouth.
Idonebeenhad 17
I got a magnet stuck in mine before, it hurt like hell
YacL 15
I'm trying to figure out how this could happen... bad hand-eye coordination? Anyone got any suggestions?
WALLOOP 6
now that's just unfortunate
hellogoodbye1996 6
34 if your talking about brace you can't get magnet stuck to them they are aluminum not metal I already tried the magnet. if your talking about tongue piercing then idk I haven't tried that.
Idonebeenhad 17
42- the wire was, but the things they put on your teeth weren't (at least for me)
hellogoodbye1996 6
oh maybe you have the old ones with the rubber bands I have the new ones that don't use rubber bands and they aren't metal. and don't thumb me down just cause I have different type of braces.
YDI__Bitch 0
sounds like she/he needs to calm down because forks deliver food to the mouth and don't shove it down their throat
Captain_Zorro 7
aparently not
IphonFML 6
we're u giving a forkjob?
hellogoodbye1996 6
yeah aluminum is metal but it's not magnetic
chuckychan 8
maybe its a sign
xgirlofglassx 4
Ugh, reminds me of the first week after I pierced my cartilage for the first time. Constantly got it caught in my hairbrush. >
HugoBosss_fml 0
should have used a spork..
arielhoee 9
There are worse things you could get stuck in your braces...
arielhoee 9
There are worse things you could get stuck in your braces...
Nosah 3
not all metals are magnetic
DesB 7
Ouch! I've gotten a fork stuck in my braces before... Trying to get the extra food out
EvilPotato 15
WTF were you doing OP giving it a *******.
holygodthatshars 0
oww thx, I have braces too and now I know to be careful with forks! :)
mandel2000 0
is it only me that thinks of the comicbookguy in Simpsons when I read aubreys comment..haha
princessRiRi97 0
72 everyone is gonna thumb u down just because u said not to because nobody wants to be bossed around by you so ydi
iluvhobos 5
This seems like it would take some effort to do. I can't see a fork 'accidentally' getting caught I braces, especially with modern dentistry.
mooshibear140 4
I remember when I ha braces... my friend and I were walking in a class at school and laughing. She tripped, grabbed me for support, fell on me, and then elbowed me in the mouth. My bracket (the part that's glued on) ripped right off of my tooth and got wedged between my tooth and the wire sideways. Her twin sister fixed it. It was so scary we were all crying though.
mooshibear140 4
*had
bezach 0
i got the top of my mouth once by scraping it >_< talk about real pain
zendaddy0 0
dude poked a fork in my eye once don't effing ask
8sq 13
that sounds hurtful
Muffin_boo 12
I just recently did that to my eyebrow ring. >_
krispybacon4321 23
Just try not to give your fork a ******** lol
jennifer93 0
well stop trying to make out with forks!
BossDavyy 0
I'm guessing that the OP was just trying to eat
jennifer93 0
I was just kidding jeeze :p
CitrusGirl 0
There's this thing called eating...
ShelbyyCakess 0
making out with forks is fun though?(: lol
BangBangz 0
Sounds they don't have sense of humor. ):
Saltime 0
Yeah, especially when you end up with 4 holes in your tongue.
TylersMB 0
i love forks =
jennifer93 0
61 you look cute:)
YacL 15
I like sporks.
Siji 0
Boo for sporks. Not enough penetration :P
Captain_Zorro 7
but they get the job done....
smurfsarwales 9
tylersmb, so ur 16 and already have two nice expensive cars? apart from if ur sixteen no way do u make enough money for them, isnt the legal driving age 18?
volley4eva1698 0
maybe the kids got rich parents? and he lives in cali wherethe driving age is 16. think next time
scottymbev 0
america drivin age =16 uk = 17. india =7
TylersMB 0
yes 149 i have 2 cars. if you knew anything about cars you would know that the C300 is a rather affordable car for anybody. its not an s550. and my parents being rich have almost nothing to do with it. the legal driving age is 16 here in cali.
jacksonds 0
LMFAO!!
GabbyCharityM 0
Spooning leads to forking, then forking leads to.. sporking..?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
you just got told 149, how does it feel to be shut down?
YacL 15
169- and then sporking leads to knifing. Whoa, that sounds violent.
aliengirl2 1
hahahha lolz
iamepic123 0
it's actually 16 :p
I_want_fmls 5
It happened to me when I had braces, its not making out. .___.
supersailor32 0
ouch!
User1518 6
Ouch is right!
SuperAnthony 7
You what's more ouch? When my wire becomes loose, becomes stuck to the side of my cheek and rips out a piece of cheek meat. :'l
Idonebeenhad 17
I hated when that would happen, I'd usually just put some wax there for the time being
CryMoreFMLs 15
More importantly is: Why was OP jamming a fork in his/he braces? Stuck food? Bored? Dared? Curious? I need more info damnit!
MizzErikaHart 8
I remember if I slept on the side of my face the braces would make indentions where the braces were pressed against my cheek. that would hurt for about a day.
RandomBlackMan 0
so the fork got stuck on her braces?
zane952 0
3 rd and tht sucks
lkrunner101 7
how did this happen??
salvorican 24
Have u ever tried this thing called eating?
forever2life 0
there's this new thing it's called eating it helps you LIVE! tard
champagne210 0
eating is against my religion, the religion of MaryKateAndAshelyOlsenism. or MKAO for short
jwarwick 0
it happens. you start eating, you're not paying attention, one small shake-jerk of the hand and --awkwardness. ouch.
hiyourcute 0
This is why you don't make stupid bets.
EmoLover681 0
it never said that the OP made a bet ..
TheEmoSuperman 16
YDI!!!!
ChrisofTheK 0
7th
NuyoRicanGirl 3
trying to clean them? :-/