Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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iipinkette 16
Why on earth didn't you use floss?
Bluemonster3 26
Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o
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Comments (195)
corruptedlol 2
Still no signs of intelligent life.. My mission is nearly at an end. I pray that I will see positive results before my departure.
georlenez 8
Ouch.
howrudoin 11
Oooh that sounds so painful just thinking about it...still ydi for the stupidity. Try something called waterpik. for those who don't know google it, Such an amazing product for flossing it replaces floss period. You save money in the long run with the amount of floss you buy in a life time. Apologize for sounding like i'm advertising but it really is the best floss in the world.
jmacfan1 16
Water picks are amazing. I got one when I had braces. It works wonders.
howrudoin 11
Tell me about it, at the beginning it hurt your gums a bit but after a while you get use to it and it just cleans out all the junk stuck in your grooves between your teeth and some.
Leslier_fml 4
Im sorry that you are so dumb.
DQLouise 10
Umm ow! You should have probably thought that one through a little bit before doing it
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Ouch, the only thing I'm thinking right now is, why? How in the hell would you think that it's even a slightly good idea to put a sharp object anywhere near your face? I'm just really and legitimately confused right now!
Zangetsu67 5
Dumbass... Everyone knows you use a Bowie knife
Brandon2916 9
I head that table saws make good finger nail trimmers
Your_Nightmares 10
Yes, let's pick a knife PURPOSELY sharper than a regular knife to get a popcorn kernel out of our teeth. GENIUS!
jayrose621 1
I need to buy an international dictionary, 'cause I'm a bit arrogantly ignorant and shit.