Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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iipinkette 16
Why on earth didn't you use floss?
Bluemonster3 26
Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o
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Comments (195)
dead_insects 18
I'm scared to ask how you might remove a hangnail!!
Dracoboxer357 36
52- *Passes over a chain-saw* ^ My best guess. :P
dead_insects 18
Hehehe, yea...nobody needs those pesky fingers anyway ^_^
Saikon1357 25
Hedge clippers, probably.
Dracoboxer357 36
What scares me is the idea of asking Op what he uses when he runs out of toilet paper. A belt sander? The cat? Something worse? :p
dead_insects 18
hey now, what's wrong with sandpaper toilet paper?! Nothing builds character faster than removing the top three layers of skin from your ass! :-) LOL @ the cat tho, I think a feline might be more dangerous!
kikikimsicles 0
With the other end of a hammer?
tinkrocks98 6
Are you stupid ? Wait. I already know the answer . Why use a steak knife?! Floss would be helpful.
DQLouise 10
Agreed
Bluefrog9636 7
Way to go!!! Smart move. Better then using floss!!! *sarcasm just incase you didn't catch my drift.*
purplebumblebee 2
I love your profile picture lol
philzilla 1
You should try a chainsaw
tcdaboss 2
Well at least you think about things before you do them!! Good job turbo!!
jerry2011 4
Brilliant Mr.Einstein
needsfriends 0
Do you also scratch your back with a chainsaw?
purplebumblebee 2
Give yourself a round of applause! I bet your parents are proud
OhMinty 5
Why was a knife the first thing that came to mind?
Donat96 20
You bloody idiot!