Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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Top comments
iipinkette 16
Why on earth didn't you use floss?
Bluemonster3 26
Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o
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Comments (195)
itsalanis 25
Get those things called toothpicks. I heard they work wonders...
Michyxo 14
My mouth hurts just reading this.
jonn090 13
Your a complete and utter ... Genius, please do share me your knowledge
DontClickOnMe 28
Uh oh... I feel a mob of grammar Nazis coming for you. You better watch out!
ElricMustang 23
*Dramatic music plays* It's "you're" DUN DUN DUN!
ArmyxWife 5
YOUR grammar is horrible and YOU'RE a moron.
perdix 31
This is why some of us can't have nice things ... like teeth.
NOOBSQUAD 0
This is also why people aren't allowed to be around or use sharp obejects.
Bjuddstr 4
Pour some A1 on it.
jetsown08 21
What would that do? Now OP's got a gaping cut in their mouth covered in A1 steaksauce. That's just BEGGING for a sea rhinocerous attack.
olpally 33
Way to go, chris griffin... Damn, who the hell does that? Lmao.
AClassActx3 7
So what exactlyy happened?!
MCRaddict15 15
Steak knife + OP's mouth = bloody gums, perhaps? OP tried to floss with a knife.
vocaloidtiger 12
If you'd stop being a lazy dumbass and read the damn post, you'd know exactly what happened.
lsd_withdiamonds 7
That takes the fun out trying to unwedge it with your tongue for half an hour. I suggest toothpicks, for future reference.
RZB 11
Good going, Einstein!
birdfreak 24
No toothpicks?