Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
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awildwhisper 30
What side of the duct tape do you get to be on in the house or are you going to be the messenger pigeon between the two and get to cross the line?
Nicole Minshall 0
OP here! Wow didn't think I'd get published! I lasted a week and moved out. It was a really bad situation from the start. Also, I was already going to get free rent, that's why I moved in in the first place.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Hey, maybe you can bag the husband and get free rent, while your friend pays you. Opportunity is knocking!
awildwhisper 30
What side of the duct tape do you get to be on in the house or are you going to be the messenger pigeon between the two and get to cross the line?
Nicole Minshall 0
OP here! Wow didn't think I'd get published! I lasted a week and moved out. It was a really bad situation from the start. Also, I was already going to get free rent, that's why I moved in in the first place.
fde2blknimout 18
Did she find out about the affair?
Nicole Minshall 0
Yes there was an affair but it was not with me.
Rabite 28
That is a bad idea regardless of them getting a divorce. Good for you that you got out there and I hope you're not totally broke now because of this.
T1A2Z3 35
Why would you want to live with a married couple in the first place...!?