Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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Top comments
iipinkette 16
Why on earth didn't you use floss?
Bluemonster3 26
Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o
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Comments (195)
Raelthelamb 31
How could anyone think that's a good idea?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Ever heard of a wonderful invention called floss? Its purpose is to remove things from between your teeth without hurting them or your gums. It's a fantastic little thing, I strongly recommend it.
kikikimsicles 0
I'm sure most 10 year olds would know too. Smh.
Salinnax3 2
It's time to get those teeth drilling.
maccmiles 8
It's called a toothpick... Try it sometime
ktto14 2
u stupid..
wpolo02 7
You good sir, are a fucktard.
wpolo02 7
So I think this is the movie Idiocracy irl
KiddNYC1O 22
Uhm. Toothpick?
BriZanna33 2
Today I REALIZED you don't know how to spell...
Karenmarynn 8
He's from the UK. Therefore, he does not use the Americanized version of "realise."