Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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Top comments
H00ks 19
Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
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Comments (189)
elywyn 6
Nothing wrong with us pole dancers :)
meso222 8
Tell that to your brother, or father. See what happens i dare you.
pmreck 1
Haha hope you did not get a lap dance good luck
winkydog4056 16
What a great story to bring home to mom. First to explain what YOU were doing & then explain what SHE was doing....Have fun with that one!
Dontbelikeme 2
I think it's funny that everyone dislikes comments that make total sense... Ur bitchass didn't bother trying to see her and your upset she is a pole dancer? Get the **** out she probably makes more than you do and she doesn't **** all the people that come and watch by the way
SaintT 15
Did you even read the FML? It says his whole family hasn't seen her in six years sounds to me like she run away!
ChakatBlackstar 29
As long as she's happy, right?
mosquito19 14
strip clubs are depressing as ****. sort yourself out mate
BananerzFresh 12
Looks like you won't be seeing her for another 6 years.
AlexJenner16 2
Ttttwwweeerrrkkkk
banman12321 6
The real question is, did you at least leave her a tip?
B5B0N35 18
OMG thats awkward sorry you had to see her like that man (⊙ｏ⊙)