Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
So, how've you been?
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Office embarrassment
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Role model
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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H00ks 19
Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
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chveya 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Then good for her. Why the **** do you care?
Ainarr 29
It's her sister. That's why.
JennaNGood 21
***his.. Note the gender sign.. Plus it makes more sense for a dude to be hanging out at a strip joint..
tehcyberman 9
9- It's his sister* EDIT- 11 beat me to it, sorry.
starbunnytwinkle 3
Ladies go to strip clubs too.
Ainarr 29
Sorry, thanks for the correction. (:
unknown_user5566 27
1- Pretty sure I'd be upset if my reunion with an estranged sibling happened while they were nearly-nude, shaking their stuff for a bunch of strangers.
sexxxysydney 14
At least she has a job?
assffjdhdhsh 2
-25 I like that haha
zango1 15
1 - I agree. If you haven't been bothered to see your own sister in 6 years, whether by her choice or yours, then you don't have any moral grounds to be upset if she's a stripper.
jelly713 19
Honestly, I can see why 1 said that. If OP's sister hasn't seen the family for 6 years, they clearly weren't in good terms or close at all. Probably, didn't get along as a family, not all families are tight knit. It's like why even care now if you never cared before, if they did to some degree they would have stayed in contact. It's possible OP is just ashamed to see what she does for a living rather than being concerned for her safety or else he'd have tried to find/contact her. Unless of course the sister wanted nothing to do with family.
aplexis 8
But what if you've tried to find her? Let's say your sister turned 18 and just left. You've looked for her everywhere. And finally six years you see her again. But she's shaking her stuff for random guys. Aren't boys supposed to be defensive and want to protect their sisters?
joe502 3
Yes u r retarded
jjessen 20
41 ******* idiot, can't you read? Nobody in his family has seen her in 6 years, it wasn't his own choice not to visit her asshole, he was completely incapable of visiting her.
ShyAnn29 15
Geez 68, calm down.
evanohevan 5
its funny you were at a strip club. but clearly disapprove of your sister being a stripper. do you think the other strippers have no families? to each his own OP. your sister makes her own decisions as do we all. and we live with the consequences. good or bad
UberNova 18
68 - "not to visit her asshole" or "not to visit her, asshole"? They mean very different things.
rachelphillie 1
101- he never said he was disappointed that his sister was a sister or thought that she had made a bad life decision. Maybe it was just awkward to see his sister almost naked and acting sexy ...
wallandpiece 16
I think the very fact that this is an FML shows that he was disappointed in his sister for being a pole dancer. Yet he was still perfectly happy to visit a strip club and leer at the other girls doing it. Slightly ironic and hypocritical, don't you think?
onlychildFTW 34
Hey, it's better then a prostitute! Think on the positive side!
meso222 8
Its reasonble to like strippers but still be pissed your sister is one. As a guy we are hard wored to hate any one looking at our sisters in pretty much anyway. Its like if your GF went and became a hooker. "To each their own" no longer appllies.
samsch0 0
Because she's still family, no matter what.
samsch0 0
Yea really
jjessen 20
105 - ha, I see what you mean. I meant the phrase with the comma :P
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
#1 chveya its his sister ofc he cares about his family god.
alaskanraccoon 12
If that was my sister I would care
Harpy20 24
Yikes! Was she at least good at it?
tehcyberman 9
I doubt that is what's going through OP's head as he watches a bunch of men ogle over his sister on a strip pole...
Harpy20 24
Well there's nothing he can do about it, but I'm sure it would suck a tad less if she was good at it at least. Also, if she didn't take a guy to a private session. That too.
tehcyberman 9
I'd want my sister to bad at it, personally. If she was good... and I was sick enough to find it good, that would be so much worse...
rawrriri 8
Oh my.. I'm pretty sure OP would have thought it sucked, even if she was "good" even though I doubt he looked long enough to tell..
rawrriri 8
Oh. 38 kinda, sorta, who am I kidding, beat me to it.
DudeEvil 22
We should ask 2's brother :P
Harpy20 24
Wow you guys suck the humor out of everything.
sens3sfailing 25
^you are one to talk. all of your comments are usually cynical, and you never get when people don't like your sucky comments
citymayer 7
Too bad it wasn't funny.
Axipiter 24
Amen 103. Well played. A simple thumb up wouldn't suffice.
MedKits 9
Wow, you don't have to be a total asshole towards her.
sens3sfailing 25
128-I have held in my hatred for this women for a while, I finally had to tell her off
Harpy20 24
Sen3s, you've been trailing behind me on almost all of my recent comments. I don't think you understand what 'dry' humor is. However, thank you for the hate. Keeps things interesting.
Kn0wledge123 21
No no, Harpy. The humor wasn't dry. It was just creepy. And sucked.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Harpy- all you deserve is a Nelson Muntz "HA-HA".
sens3sfailing 25
135- Well I couldn't care less if I entertain you or not, this isn't dry humor. Dry humor is anti-joke chicken memes. Your comments aren't funny by taking things in a serious way, your humor is not being funny.
umyeahh 13
Hah
sioux4 17
Awkward... Did she recognize you OP? If so, super awkward!
Sprechchor 12
I don't think she'd see him if she's focusing on the pole.
honeybadgerr 9
Sioux.. I know this is extremely off topic.. but are you a fan if the fighting Sioux by any chance?
jacquesromualdez 12
Hopefully OP meant North Pole. :(
chrissy2 28
I hope that OP got out of there as fast as he could before she recognized him!
gracehi 33
I hope he stuck and around and got a chance to talk to her.
sheethapins 13
65 That's exactly what he meant. His sister ran away to be one of Santa's little helpers. She's very happy now.
leah013 8
91: I think u mean one of Santa's little ho ho hos
kenleybunch 15
How would she not recognize her own brother..
meihua 19
Six years is a long time...
sens3sfailing 25
Cocaine is a hell of a drug... CHARLEY MUPHEY! Head butts random cow*
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
winnerme123 8
Another bright side is that she was working a pole instead of a corner.
lazrus_fml 2
4- I wanna see u on a pole!
ColtPlaya 0
She's probably making some good money too.
Classlfied 4
He probably meant the North Pole. It's almost Christmas and the elves are hard at work!
jmad109 3
Im sure she works alot more poles then just the one you saw
newbiehere99 6
I just hope those poles get sanitized :/
KelseyDaBoyz 21
Looks like you won't be seeing her any longer..
enormouselephant 15
Even if she's a stripper, why wouldn't he want to pursue the lost relationship?
jgriff79 23
At least she wasn't giving you a private dance.
Cleo88 6
At least you didn't request a lap dance and then got her!
graffitied_love 20
*get
tyrecius 4
It's about time both of you picked up a book.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I can only imagine your reaction... "whoa! Who is tha--- HOLY SHIT!"
DontThumbMeDown 8
As long as she's happy?