Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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dathan 14
how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?
razzberry 9
What did you learn?
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Comments (170)
dathan 14
how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?
BlowinChronic 18
We all just wish she hit him hard enough so he can't reproduce and we don't have to worry about his offspring taking after him.
Winner12321 3
Truthfully I don't think a badminton birdie can sack someone hard enough to the extent that they even feel pain
kobelstone23 13
Honestly, just because he said he was laughing doesn't mean he was being mean. I'm not trying to say he didn't deserve it, I'm just say if anyone ever says they've never laughed at anyone before they're lying. Especially whoever said "so he can't reproduce" if we went by that standard no one would be able to have kids.
mgrabi01 10
Right!!!!!!
kobelstone23 13
But I agree with #1 he doesn't deserve sympathy, just not condesention.
chimcharx3 15
I don't mean this against any guys on here, but a lot of guys that I know personally think that everyone should feel bad for them if they were hit in the balls. Even if they deserved it.
Karalela44 15
Meh for all we know, this could be the girl pretending to be the poor fellow who she hurt ...lol
Feverrotes 15
Or it could just be that OP wanted to post it for the hell of it, not for sympathy.
dead247 13
#79 I've been hit in the balls before and never looked for sympathy but I've also had dumb luck where a football decided my crotch had a bullseye on it and received sympathy.
MagicStallion 9
Yeah, people don't always just write an FML because they need comfort or sympathy, a lot of the time they just want to share a story in their life that really sucked for them.
the17doctor 12
Noone ever deserves to be hit on the balls.
Levvy 22
Not everyone on FML wants sympathy. Quite a few people upload things they know were bad decisions just to entertain us all. I'm not blaming you; I've found myself wondering the same thing, but I get it now.
ethan_nelson61 4
Ummmm... Everyone should... You girls will never be able to feel the tremendous amount of pain that occurs when something hits your balls. Even if its a light tap, you have to double over and walk funny for at least half an hour. Not exaggerating.
Quidikic 9
Guy trying to rape you. Swift kick to the balls and you're home free.
Maycontainnuts 17
She didn't smack him, she whacked the badminton shuttle **** at him... there's a BIG difference.
taltamir 6
How could you possibly not feel sorry for a guy who was kicked in the nuts for merely laughing at how poorly someone plays cards? PS. Imagine the genders were reversed... "Haha jim, you suck at cards" *jim kicks jill in her croch... In that scenario jim would be immediately attacked by nearby men, then beaten up by the cops, then arrested, then convicted and sentenced to prison time for aggravated assault.
VbPretend 7
Not even a pity tear from me
razzberry 9
What did you learn?
lilhellian 27
Always wear a cup.. A lil birdie gave me that advice years ago..
andyyroxx 20
This birdie said "**** you, and your crotch," I'm sure.
hilda_kitty 16
2 & 9, your pictures are so cute I wanna puke and shit rainbows.
oj101 33
The etymology of shuttlecock.
klutz44 28
OP learned that she did not actually suck that bad at badminton.
piff7 14
Maybe next time you won't make fun of someone for not being a "superstar" like yourself
ttqq 7
Everyone has to be good at everything or they suck. Fact.
dathan 14
Well, now some random guy has said that on the internet, therefore it must be true! Thanks!
ttqq 7
Whoa, just take it easy, man
Lucia_Malpense 14
Is it just my iPod, or are all of eer's comments appearing twice?
bfsd42 20
It's happening on my phone too. Eer must be special.
sens3sfailing 25
Happens on my iPod, but not iPad. Really weird.
lilhellian 27
Happens on my droid... Hmm I wonder what version/app he's on..
MistressCaitlyn 7
I have two FML apps on my iPhone (until I decide which I like better), and it doubles on the older app, but not the new one.
dathan 14
Hey 55, I was just making a joke. Sorry if it sounded like a mean reply or anything.
piff7 14
They can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true. Where'd you hear that? The Internet.
lolkaela 6
Yeah she's a psycho, but you're still an asshole for laughing at her.
TheFirstSamurai 18
But don't we come on this site to laugh at others? I'm not saying that what he did to this girl was acceptable, I'm just saying we have at some point laughed at another's misfortune. But don't listen to me I'm just playing the Devil's Advocate.
lilhellian 27
Last time I laughed at someone on here, someone else thought I was laughing at her and got payback..
asb818 14
18 - Nobody on this site would dare laugh "at" an OP, we all laugh "with" them.
padajuan 11
Atleast it wasn't a tennis ball. Man up.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Badminton shuttlecocks can travel at hundreds of kilometers per hour if hit by a good player. I don't know about you, but I'd say that would hurt :P
perdix 31
#5, yeah, I once got a tennis ball to the nuts -- I nearly puked. Oddly enough, it didn't happen while I was playing.
Catkam623 27
I got a soccer ball to the nuts from 2 ft away and I did puke
lilhellian 27
I've been hit in the nuts by a soccer ball hard enough that it caused me to land on my back about 5-7 feet away.. Almost blacked out...
bluntbeak 6
my friend punched me square in the balls once and i puked then pissed blood afterward... had to spend a couple days in the hospital and get minor surgery
Catkam623 27
To summarize what we've learned from this is soccer balls are the most dangerous of all balls 2nd most being human for they have the ability to produce life which is very bad If your young.
timjones 8
70 may I ask what happened leading up to that event.
MuseFan1991 14
ive been it in the back, leaving a huge bruise from a shuttlecock, and i've also had a black eye from one when i didnt dodge a smash. needless to say i don't play anymore
xSunnyOlivia 17
Maybe he was hit with the racket?
maskedman 9
Hopefully, you'll never make fun of anyone else ever again, but I doubt it.
mashimarox 12
you're an asshole. lol. ydi.
SirTiggerEsq 16
Sounds like she hit the shuttlecock dead on for once.
zombieslayer83 19
A little birdie told me you talk like Mike Tyson now.
Codezlol 21
91- have you ever heard mike Tyson talk? A lisp is hardly the part that stands out.
Spectre529 12
Do unto others as done into you.. Just saying... Karma exists.
outoftown 27
But she usually doesn't show up this quickly. Where's Instant Karma when I need her?
sens3sfailing 25
Nature did not cause him to get hit in the balls. The girl he was being an ass too took care of it. Not karma.
BlueFlatts 20
Karma took care of the lucky shot.
Quidikic 9
Karma only exists when there is a reason to. Karma isn't used for Someone getting screwed over job/relationship/money, whatever, it's only mentioned when someone does something bad and apparently gets punished in return.