Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a very important music competition. When we'd rehearsed the song in question, the conductor said we were to repeat the last four bars of the song three times. As I went to play the third time, the whole orchestra stopped playing. I kept playing by accident and we came in third because of my mistake. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML
Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
The good news is that you can be reasonably sure that it’s not an accident you have been omitted from the program. Yay, persecution complexes!
MadamTittieSprinkles 6
Thats messed up...
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
The good news is that you can be reasonably sure that it’s not an accident you have been omitted from the program. Yay, persecution complexes!
MadamTittieSprinkles 6
Thats messed up...
Cali 57
My high school used to print a draft of the program first and pass it around to let everyone double-check that their name and info was correct... Maybe suggest that to your band director?
zuckerburg 21
You're just not getting the hint... are you?
Detroitman125 11
and what is that?
lovesong12 6
For me it was always my last name was spelled wrong for four years in a row three concerts a year