Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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Top comments
H00ks 19
Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
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Comments (189)
myeviltwin 20
I had fun watching her :P jk jk jk. that sucks man. Every guy likes to see strippers but none (that I know of) wants any of those strippers to be his sister.
chrissy2 28
I would have died
dilley86 4
Oh no, daddy molested me. Time to strip and/or become a sperm dumpster :)
GoldenGrizzly 7
Maybe there is a reason she doesn't want you in her life. Obviously.
Fuzzidio 2
Really?? Does that mean your sister is one of Santa's Elves??
buckdharma 38
Six years is a long time to stay up a pole. I would think that has to be a world record.
nsdq160th999 1
Get some!!!!
clairelolz 5
You realized this before you let the cash rain, right?
gracehi 33
Make it rain! Make it, make it, make it--OH GOD, NO!
vtatran_fml 1
If she is happy, what's the point ?!
bnwilko1 4
Why was your family at a strip club?