Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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H00ks 19
Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
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Comments (189)
miss_amphetamine 24
Lol I'm a stripper (preemptive: don't give a **** what you think, make more money than you) and live across the country from my family. Hopefully shit like that will never happen to me hahaha. FYL OP.
LyricaSilvan 30
At least she's happy?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Brain bleach.
thatoneguy500 8
Is she a firefighter or a politician?
RainCl0ud 22
YDI, strippers always have families. I hope realize that next time you'll be checking out someone else's sister or mother.
CrazyCatLady 19
did she recognise you did you speak to you at all
Tyrax 16
Well. Now you know where she is. Healthy and alive. That's the important bit, right OP?
lucasj23 11
I'm gonna say that since it's your sister on the pole isn't it more of a **** her life?