Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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Top comments
H00ks 19
Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
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Comments (189)
512bigt 10
damn dude you shoulda dragged her up out that bitch. unless your happy fate has reduced her to drunks slipping there fingers in her butt for dollar bills
512bigt 10
damn dude you should have dragged her up out that bitch. unless your happy fate has reduced her to drunks sticking there finger in her butt for dollar bills
dan_in_wi 12
sweet! at least she's happy, probably more so than you are since you feel the need to judge her, no wonder she doesnt talk to you losers any more... let me guess, you didn't say you were her brother until after the lapdance? sick-o
Bebbo_fml 21
Not all brothers are like that. Heck I sometimes find it hard to meet siblings of different genders be so close.
Mackenzie99 6
That awkward moment when ...
Snowcones 14
Your sister's a hoe..
TwentyFourXXIV 13
Hit me up ;)
nancyschmancy 9
Maybe op's sister's home life sucked. Maybe dancing on a pole was a step up for her? There are a lot of people here that are calling her a ***** because she is pole dancing. Isn't it possible (she has been gone for 6 years) that she was abused at home? Not many happy girls just disappear.
alaskanraccoon 12
Why were you at a strip club anyway? There're very disgusting in my opinion
mannen99 3
The most important question though, WHY were you at that stripclub? O.O
Sinkhole 26
It couldn't possibly be to see the strippers, could it?
VampTat 10
Actually, here's a better question... WHO THE HELL CARES? There's nothing wrong with visiting one every once in a blue moon and there's nothing wrong with being a pole dancer if that is what she wanted to be. Mind your own damn business.