Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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H00ks 19
Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
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Comments (189)
kittykristin 2
He never said he disapproves his sister working at the strip club... I took it as it was just the most unfortunate way to be reunited with her.
deaddonkey 15
She is probably making a lot of money there.
Ronican 1
wow...hawt...did she give you the family discount for lap dances?
SiHa00095 15
And you know this how? *Slightly judging stare*
sulitak 27
He's a guy... its a stripclub...
PH4NX0M 16
iiiiiiiiSTOP BURRYING ALL THE AWESOME COMMENTS U ASSHOLES!!!!!!!
khodginssxo 14
Yikes
The_9th_Doctor 18
did you get a family discount?
mxij 13
Did you get a discount?
lovebug177 21
Guys this is all speculation. She's a stripper who cares. Wether anyone likes it or not she's still going to be working the pole.
that_random_twin 20
Why were you at the club watching her in the first place?