Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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Top comments
H00ks 19
Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
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Comments (189)
NickPaulson 6
Ydi for going to a strip club
nachosbabygurl 9
did she recognize you
FlashBurn 13
There's only one question that I think everyone is wondering... Dis you pop a boner seeing, her on stage? Talk about an awkward reunion!
lovemesomeanth 2
hjvcg
ElIyy 4
Well, either you think strip clubs are degrading and using women who are probably in trouble, then i can understand why you wouldn't want your sister working there, but why are you supporting the industry by going there?? Otherwise you think what? it's only entertainement! Then guess what? she's just a dancer!
thatageguy 1
At least she's working.
ElleYW 10
That'll be a good icebreaker at the next family reunion...
gregkingsley 4
God bless them all.
graphicstyle7 17
That's pretty judgmental of you. If your sister is happy doing that, be happy for her. If not, be there for her... but your holier than thou attitude is annoying.
Rumbelle_fml 22
You're my new favourite person. You just summed up everything I could have said about this, and did it more articulately to boot. :)
hateevryone 15
That's why nobody's seen her in six years.