Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
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Top comments
H00ks 19
Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.
loulumpkin 8
That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.
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Comments (189)
ICastillo 25
The question is did you tip her and if you did how much? And does she get a little strange for some change? I don't know just some questions I had Op.
ebull30 3
Did you tip well?
Looee 20
That will be an interesting family reunion!
pink_raindrops 26
OP is this Fml because you saw your sister practically naked, or because she is a stripper? If it's because you saw her practically naked than I agree, FYL. However if it is because she's a stripper then you're a hypocrite. You enjoy strip clubs, and support strippers, but finding out that your sister is one is a big problem?
Abdul888 16
I agree with you. And don't you also think that those men who go to brothels will also be upset to see their mom or sis work there?! So generally men who go to such places enjoy others' women but don't want their women to work there! That's 1 reason I'm against stripclubs and brothels.
gracehi 33
Men don't respect strippers... But they sure do like them.
winfieldALJD 6
Like what 56 said, and she could have been someone with a lot more potential than that, or at least OP could have seen her that way.
clueless05 12
I agree. If you wouldn't want to sister working there, then you shouldn't go and support the business!
Ins0mau 20
44 and 76 -I wouldn't mind as long as they were happy and being safe. Obviously I wouldn't want to use their their services personally though.
Axipiter 24
Nope. Strip clubs exist to give gross, miserable businessmen an escape from their mediocre lives. I understand that the girls may just see it as just another job, but strip clubs are disgusting. I'm not even married and I don't get the allure of them. The individuals I've seen there on one occasion are enough to kill any buzz I could better get anywhere else.
jablome 6
Generalize much, asshole? Making broad, sweeping statements about segments of a population is always a good idea.
noelykins1 19
I don't think the FML is because she is a stripper but because after 6 years, he finally saw his sister and sadly enough he had a boner when he saw her. Awkward. Not hypocritical.
dpt91 3
Did you notice her before or after the lap dance?
assffjdhdhsh 2
I hope you didn't find this out in the lap dance room
Mahendra1 9
Yeah, F your life right?! I mean, you go to strip clubs to watch OTHER women degrade themselves, not your sister, man! Hypocrite.
lorraineald 7
I think she avoided your family because she is a stripper. From your reaction I can see why.
Vixen_Vicious 4
Time to find a new strip club, OP
dirton89 7
Nothing says "I miss you sis" more than her making it clap in your face
gracehi 33
No.
johnny_derp 3
the **** is wrong with you.
gracehi 33
Well, he makes incest jokes. That's one thing.