Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope your parents, and your ex's parents, support you when you set fire to all their stuff. If your parents accept them like nothing happened, you can set fire to their stuff, too.
Ashamed_Sister 60
...but please refrain from setting fire to them. This would be way over the top.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope your parents, and your ex's parents, support you when you set fire to all their stuff. If your parents accept them like nothing happened, you can set fire to their stuff, too.
Ashamed_Sister 60
...but please refrain from setting fire to them. This would be way over the top.
ThrottleJockey 36
You can't set fire to what's already flaming.
0neiros 14
Oh chill, there re various levels of setting fire to people. I'd go for just past golden brown to slightly chrred.
Sam Siggers 8
i feel as though this defines me accurately.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Arson is justified in this case, murder is not.
0neiros 14
Too ******* right! You need to find them, grab the sister, put her up against a wall, look her in the eye and tell her "You Betray family, betray me, and you are dead to me, you will NEVER be a part of my life from this day on, I wil NEVER Say another civil word to you." Then stick to it, parental backing or no parental backing. Look at the (ex) GF and tell her "Leave or wind up in the hospital with no ******* face."
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
ran off together or ran off "together" ?
AKwire 6
I think he meant together! 😂
Sam Siggers 8
uhm kinda says it in the picture. love hearts and roses usually tend to mean romantic relationship.
cosmic 9
best FML ever
DrizzlePaws 29
Good for them.
slym12312425 9
wish them the best and make sure she understands not to break your sister's heart.