Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Was he diabetic?
AlexandriaMgmt 0
damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.
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Comments (152)
stevenmx86 8
What are you, four? Grow up..
GrammerNazi1000 8
What a hilarious prank... :/
fanceh 10
A "few" extra? Like 17 or 2?
FlipInBrosky 4
"Putang ina mo!" LOL yeah you deserve it OP
opendoorclosed 8
He doesn't wanna grow up, he wants to be a toys r' us kid (jingle)!
slick5880 22
I tend to agree with your coworker. Hot coffee on anyone else's crotch but mine is funny. Way too excessive of a retaliation to adding extra sugar but still humorous.
seanders 10
As Rainbow Randolph once said: "Ah! My balls! They're on fire!"
SCREAM4meeee 0
Don't blame him. Don't **** with people's coffee.
fthislyfe 22
I don't know why...But reminded me of when Jerry put sand in Tom's coffee.
changesinme 0
Seems like it was an overreaction, it's not as if he was drinking a cup with hot piss in it
ShyAnn29 15
Just a spoon full of sugar help the medicine..er..coffee go down.
Marcella1016 32
So many YDIs...he played a prank on the guy and got hot coffee to the balls. Who deserves that?
SCREAM4meeee 0
73- The OP does :)
fatgirllovesfml 0
Bahahahahah...hahaha...haha...hah...ha...h.;) phew. That was my reaction btw!
FU2causeUFML 2
Why are you criticizing this guy. Who cares he just thought it would be funny. You are probably one of those people who think farts aren't funny when they are, and thinks everybody who does find them funny needs to "grow up" well maybe you should loosen up asshole.
Coolguyt2 0
How about you grow up prick
SCREAM4meeee 0
aha farts xD
FYLDeep 26
Was he diabetic?
slick5880 22
If that was the case, OP got off easy.
rexgar2000 10
I once pored have a bottle of soy sauce in my friends coke he almost threw up.
farhil 14
'Poured half', not 'pored have'...
NomOnShroomz 14
^Grammar Nazi!! Yeah that's right, EXPOSED BITCH!!!
datguyuno 5
104 no, some people just get annoyed by seeing countless people on the internet who can't spell for their life.
cupcakesmile23 0
Is that supposed to be something against diabetics? Just asking
Prodigy7 4
Are you a tard? Just asking.
xdust 4
That comment about last names was great!
YayFlameWarz 9
A wiser man than me once said "Hahahahaha"
FlipInBrosky 4
^^ FML - Has been making random dull comments seem somewhat educated since 2008.
kkmwong 11
He obviously got a sugar rush.
slick5880 22
And had a fire crotch.
volley4eva1698 0
HHAHAHAHA. sorry man that's gotta hurt
AlexandriaMgmt 0
damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.
iJasper 8
I know -.-
sovietkiwi 0
he was on a sugar high..
FreeDrawn 7
thats hot !
mattc89 0
Hiiii ;)
kkmwong 11
You're hot lol
stormchaser24 24
Sorry but YDI and FYL. He over reacted but you should not have done that
Yellow_Fish79 11
It's okay, after nap time you two can go make up by coloring walls with crayons. Idiot.
RavagedSouI 0
But.. But he promised blowing bubbles together D:
sandythongs 1
who's bubbles?
Marcella1016 32
LMAO 78
Sniper3000 0
That was funny 10 :D
mccaincracker 6
You obviously deserved it :P