Today, my wife announced that she wants to pull our son out of school and homeschool him, because the “liberals” made schools into indoctrination centers that teach children to be, and accept, “gay pedophiles” and other “woke-ass bullshit.” Sometimes I ask myself what I saw in this lunatic lady. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a parent come in for a conference. When she stepped into my classroom, she immediately went on a rant about how I’m "woke indoctrinating" her child and threatened to homeschool her. She then stormed out. I had a rainbow chart of the colors and a poster of multicolored hands. I teach 1st grade. FML
Today, my homophobic ex-wife was awarded full custody of our gay son, who she tried to disown. She has every intention of putting him in "conversion therapy" and there's nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, after I lectured my family at Christmas dinner about how schools are indoctrination centers, I'm now helping my kid with homework every night and realizing I don’t understand half of it. FML
Today, my husband went on a tirade, accusing me of bullying and being too hard on our kids. Apparently, I’m taking this homeschool thing too serious, and I need to cut them a break. All I did was make them write their letters and numbers on paper instead of just using their tablets. Yeah, real mean. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight and he stormed out, all because I told him that now that as he's no longer in the military and we're not moving around anymore, I want to stop homeschooling our kids and put them in regular school. He refused. FML
Today, my wife was all on board with having kids… until she started obsessively following the Lindsay Clancy case. I just got divorce papers, and when I demanded answers, she said the case made her not want to be a mom and wife anymore. Fuck you, Lindsay Clancy. FML
Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML
Today, after all my years of teaching, I may have met the most ignorant sack of sentient excrement on the planet. A man came into the office demanding his son be transferred out of my class because he can’t be an "alpha" if he’s being taught by a woman (read that as "bitch"). FML
Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML
Today, my wife is now so into her toxic feminist rubbish that she tried to convince me our son uses weaponised incompetence against her. Um, he’s 4, there’s nothing weaponised about his incompetence, he just doesn’t know how to do a lot of things properly, because he’s 4 years-old. FML
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SamanthaThe1st 23
You married and had a kid with her and only NOW you're noticing what kind of person she is?
Ghostrui 31
It depends, some people can change for the worse over the years. The person he married could have been entirely different to how they became now. People can be taken in by propaganda and get indoctrinated if met by the right circumstances or by a certain person. That and love and denial can blind people from getting out of toxic relationships.
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SirEnigM0nk 22
Crazy B don't need no WAB.
Charlie Given 28
Sounds like the wife is in denial and needs to wake the **** up🤦♂️
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, and they preach CRT. Flat panel monitors are lighter, cheaper, better and use much less energy. **** CRT's!
alex_jaguara 33
My CRT still works after 17 years. They are sturdy.
RichardPencil 32
I replaced mine with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez monitors. AOC monitors are so good, they put her in Congress!
SamanthaThe1st 23
You married and had a kid with her and only NOW you're noticing what kind of person she is?
Ghostrui 31
It depends, some people can change for the worse over the years. The person he married could have been entirely different to how they became now. People can be taken in by propaganda and get indoctrinated if met by the right circumstances or by a certain person. That and love and denial can blind people from getting out of toxic relationships.
Grizz8831 14
Covid brought out the nasty in a LOT of people. both left and right leaning people went crazy deep into their sides propaganda. 2 years of not being allowed to really socialize and only having the internet to console them, and partly due to governments saying and doing the dumbest things at the worst times, creating a massive disconnect between people through lack of trust. this all caused minor paranoia most people have to the government to turn into some people going full tinfoil hat and stocking up for teotwawki and rambling like idiots.
Anderling 33
See if you can get some of this recorded and drop her like a hot potato. If not for your own sake then for your son’s.