Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys
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Secrecy
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Reunited
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You fool
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Who are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
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megansheeran 21
That is the most horrible cheating story I've ever heard, sorry OP :-(
cryssycakesx3 23
if you scroll through random, there are some pretty horrendous ones.
farleytb42 11
5 years and you didn't see something was wrong!?
more4me 27
Now is not a good time to blame OP . Check out OP ' s sceeen name and have a bit of compassion, please ? Besides, some men (and women) are born con artists. You can ask all the right questions and they always have perfect answers or explanations. If OP's boyfriend had a family out of the country, for example, there is no way that OP could have known that. Dang that sucks. I feel for OP :(
UmmOkThen 31
That's awful. How do you even react to that?
Invisibleguyy 11
The word "Iran" is actually pronounced as Ee-Ran not Eye-Ran. Just saying
Nyarlothatep 12
Well, 49, it could be read as, " 'e ran the other way."
sassy2085 16
5 years wow what an ass. You deserve better go out there and find a much better guy as they are out there.
Invisibleguyy 11
I don't really understand why I got all these thumb downs. I didn't say anything wrong. Go check it -.- it's not pronounced I-ran.
cryssycakesx3 23
actually, they pronounce it Ear-on. an Iranian told me :)
Invisibleguyy 11
It's more like ee-rohn :p but yeah you're right
Sweet_Visions 13
O_O