Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
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Comments (144)
Adam5858 17
Did his wife find out.
SplitEnds 11
That is awful you need to tell his wife and dump the bastard.
KitchKraft 21
It's probably because you suck.
quiet_storm09 17
Um... That was rude...
iateapenguin 27
Oh god... I hope you're okay. It must be the shittiest thing ever to find out something like that. :(
LittleRanz 4
Tell his wife. You dont deserve this and she dont either.
LalaDee561 8
And neither do his kids. Heartless bastard.
KushCrushin89 10
She don't? Perhaps you meant doesn't? The English language is so beautiful, please stop butchering it.
tuckmyster99 3
that's a waste of five yrs **** that jerk I'm srry
Trinidad727 9
Damn at the end of the day just gotta do you and forget him!!
weveallbeenthere 30
he's an undercover spy, only married to her to protect our country.
xLuvx2xLaffx 4
Of course he had to bring his wife and kids out of Iran before that ISIS shit starts to get heavy.
ErwinsWife 5
Families cannot live over there...
Oriannah_xx 11
Eh... Family's can live over there because as a matter of fact my family lives there, and they're doing great
Steephx0 23
Hey OP - it's illegal to impersonate someone in the military. Use that information for whatever purpose you can ;)
cjmedic 12
Or could be in the military, but not deployed to Iran.
Shelladucky 5
Or was deployed but came back.
ErwinsWife 5
They don't do anything about it. People steal uniforms and impersonate all the time. Nothing is ever done. He is probably really military but he wasn't really on deployment. Seeing as no one is in Iran right now common sense.
no_playa_hater 14
The USA doesn't even have military bases in Iran.
no_playa_hater 14
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