Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
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Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
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Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
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Top comments
skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
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Comments (144)
skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
Respect101 17
I told Jimmy we should have gone right!
friedpwnadge 25
It would be really weird if he was cheating or something.
abombination 13
It's this amazing thing. I invented it last week it's called. "Teleportation" It's how you can get from one place to another instantly. For example: I kicked a 300lb mma fighter in the shin. I teleported a few feet backwards. Another example: I was playing a game. Got knocked out and teleported to the hospital.
1dvs_bstd 41
true story bro.
foxwasalamb 24
he just wants his ice cream and cake too! and his cookies, and his brownies...
Kevin_Kestel 24
I hope you're doing okay after an event like that. keep your head high, you will find the right guy eventually. good luck :)
mz135 12
Wow. That sucks, sorry OP
cryssycakesx3 23
I must say, and not that it makes it less sucky for OP, but most guys don't have the energy to put into a legitimate relationship for 5 years. it takes a hell of a man to maintain a wife and kids and have the wherewithal to put even more effort into a side piece, for *5* years.
ThumpyRoo 4
You're an asshole
False_Stupidity 42
Obviously she drove from Virginia to Iran, Duh!
m00re48 9
I like how you're giving that advice with that profile picture.
impretty_fml 7
#1 your an idiot she's not in Iran
zoeconner 11
OP said the boyfriend was SUPPOSED to be in Iran, meaning neither of them are.
_FML_Austin_ 12
Is it a bird? is it a plane? no it's the joke #95...
buckdharma 38
He's... G-O-N-E-
TheTacoMan 24
I guess 11 year olds like #92 who shouldn't be on here anyways, don't understand a joke.
slutfactory 17
I'm fairly sure you're too young to fully understand what's going on here. Even 11 year old me would have been able to catch the sarcasm in that joke.
xX_Munchie_Xx 8
Your the idiot, you couldn't understand sarcasm...
KushCrushin89 10
You're*
swagstatic 16
Idiot she's not in Iran
kaytasha 18
Loool! How did she end up in Iran? Like that is the most fascinating thing about his story, what about the wife and five kids?
HatemyLife32 15
That's a good question
will5801 17
Or ya know. If they have the username impretty
energizerbunny23 18
What the actual ****.
Danny_Boy12 13
I feel bad for his wife and kids of and when they found out. Total dick
mattjamt 16
Not the theoretical ****?
hashshim 23
Well, a theoretical **** wouldn't have resulted in children.
shay_serendipity 29
60, you just made me laugh in a silent room full of people. Good job
DeltaDragonxx 20
60, Props for that man, funny
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
shainj78 8
for sure. she's probably not the only one. I just feel bad for the children.
drumguy218 11
what in the flying **** is wrong with him?
leeloo900 9
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry op.. That's very effed up. Dump him immediately. And tell his wife that he's been seeing you on the side and that you didn't know. Then that son of a bitch will end up alone and pay child support =)
cryssycakesx3 23
lol, "dump him immediately" I think that was taken care of right then and there.
RedPillSucks 33
Never underestimate the stupidity in some people
toowie_fml 20
I think this needs a follow up
Haecceitas 13
Holy shit... I wonder what you did afterwards!
buckdharma 38
8- They both played a game of pool with his nuts. One say, "I break," the other say,"ok, Iraq."
Kiki242 19
My goodness. Another family broken up.
dawood_k 27
WTF...Nuke his ass, that he wishes he was really in Iran. The saddest thing is the poor kids.
mrwilsong 6
Yeah , you should make HIM run.