Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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Top comments
mxij 13
Maybe the bet was that he wouldn't be brave enough to compliment you? He might think you really are pretty.
ElricMustang 23
What a bunch of assholes :/
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ElricMustang 23
What a bunch of assholes :/
GodPart2 20
Don't worry, the big JC is sending their souls straight to Hell!
urdirtyolduncle 15
That's a bit too much, don't you think, 16? Android 16!!
Testing1234 25
He might have been an ass but keep in mind that theres other guys out there that are dying to meet you.
zarosian 17
What are you on about?
laylaeve 9
Pricks
mxij 13
Maybe the bet was that he wouldn't be brave enough to compliment you? He might think you really are pretty.
ElricMustang 23
I dunno. I thought that could've been it, but why would they make the guy bet money on saying it? "Hey, I'll give you $5 if you admit you think she's pretty"? I dunno; doesn't seem right.
greeneyebeauty9 28
I never thought of it this way, but you could definitely be right. Don't be so hard on yourself OP. You don't know the full story! Maybe they just thought he didn't have the guts to go compliment a girl because he's shy.
energizerbunny23 18
Could be a really shy person? Maybe they thought he didn't have the guts to do it.
DocBastard 40
Mxij - What an optimistic (read: naive) view. Unfortunately you made the fundamental error of assuming that people are generally good-hearted. Just remember that in general, people suck.
mxij 13
Thanks for the tip Doc, I'll try to keep that in mind.
kysier 8
I agree. This could be a guy who is usually too shy to do something like that. It seems like an odd bet, and far too easy, if it was a "Hit on the ugly girl" situation. That usually involves dating and such. Bet ya $5 their bet was "I bet you, you aren't brave enough to talk to that girl over there" or something to that extent.
energizerbunny23 18
Number 2, I think you are correct!
toaster123 11
agree with you number 9
Mauskau 36
There is this fantastic reply button you could've used :)
drumguy218 11
what a bunch of dicks
cakefete2 31
The League of Richards is displeased by that comment.
shainj78 8
just keep your head held high and think the best. be confident in yourself! don't let people bring you down!
Invisibleguyy 11
If I were you I would have punched him in the face :|
fantita495 19
Because that's totally not assault and the most rational thing to do [note the sarcasm]
GuyNoOneKnows 13
Ignore them op, just a bunch of assholes who have nothing better to do than make others feel bad.
Blahblah9921 4
screw him
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If he's going to act that way, OP certainly shouldn't screw him! ;)
mkcherry 14
Idk I've dared a friend to talk to a really good looking man before, he might have been sincere. But he's sounds like he was probably an immature asshole so I wouldn't care what a guy like that thought about my looks!
Enslaved 38
"Paid-- you a compliment"
[email protected] 14
lolololololol so funny -.-"