Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
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inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
bmboente15 0
I'm the same way, especially after I got to see my brother throw my moms phone across the room :/
inomnomdinosaurs 4
Legible I was asleep my sister got my phone and threw it against the wall not my fault but still got blamed LOL moms priorities are in order
KrayKrayGurl117 7
One time my neice wanted to play with my iPod and I was like "NO." (she was two at the time) and so she started crying and my mom made me give it to her to play Cut the Rope. We had the door open to the backyard and I left to use the bathroom. When I came back she was gone and I raced into our backyard and I saw her about to chuck my iPod into our pool. So I like ran towards her as fast as I could and snatched her up, yanked my iPod out of her hands, spun around then kissed her on the cheek so she wouldnt cry and plopped her back on the floor and quickly walked away leaving her epically confused. So from now on until shes 13 she is not allowed to mess with any of my electronics.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
One time my neice wanted to play with my iPod and I was like "NO." (she was two at the time) and so she started crying and my mom made me give it to her to play Cut the Rope. We had the door open to the backyard and I left to use the bathroom. When I came back she was gone and I raced into our backyard and I saw her about to chuck my iPod into our pool. So I like ran towards her as fast as I could and snatched her up, yanked my iPod out of her hands, spun around then kissed her on the cheek so she wouldnt cry and plopped her back on the floor and quickly walked away leaving her epically confused. So from now on until shes 13 she is not allowed to mess with any of my electronics.
inomnomdinosaurs 4
U had to post it twice?
5HT2A 5
26 & 27 cool story bro
X_Codes 11
@26 More like 23.
GoWithTheFro 10
Reminds me of the time my cousin dropped my iPod in the toilet. Good times.
Meowingtons500 18
26- Cool story bro, I'll go get my bro who is an expert on cool stories such as this one.
nava1210 12
1 - *known, sorry it was bothering me.
victoriakarsynn 0
26-cool story hoe, suck it again(;
Meowingtons500 18
69- I just said that.
inomnomdinosaurs 4
Hey 66 I'm on my iPhone auto correct isn't always the best lol
J1hill33 12
Why would it auto-correct away from a real word?
XtraEzeee 8
114- you've obviously never had an iPod/iPhone/iPad
XtraEzeee 8
114- you've obviously never had an iPod/iPhone/iPad
inomnomdinosaurs 4
Thanks 118 you got a point
sniperkit 10
I can top all of that... my little cousin chucked mine out the window :|
Artz94_fml 16
He is so respectful
llamafish 25
Of course, I wish my brothers were courteous enough to put pudding in my phone
SmoshFan6 0
Hey! I moderated this one! Cool.
bobbeta30 14
Hey 2, I love your picture, from the Vatican museum, right?
desireev 18
Being as he is a 'younger brother', I'm going to assume it was just him being the child he is. He probably didn't mean anything by it.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
buck33 14
Or don't give them expensive things in the first place.
girl112891 7
My younger brother is 18 and ruined my laptop the same! Younger brothers should never be trusted!
datguyuno 5
Shit... I remember playing with sticks as swords, reenacting scenes from lord of the rings because I was obsessed with them when I was a kid. I guess kids have no imagination nowadays huh?
MissHayleyJames 7
My brother got an iPad from our dad for Christmas 2 years ago and he never uses it so he gave it to his 4 year old. He doesn't have it stashed with his other toys and has to ask to play with it, but he plays with it all the time. He understands he has to be careful with it but I'm pretty sure he's smarter than the average toddler.
SkoomaKi 28
YDI, give him a toy or something instead.
iviviii 0
Everyone knows kids like to purposely break things!
heyyy464 1
He didn't know any better.You should have been watching him. YDI
ProhibitionRose 14
That kind of depends on his age. Some children are more careful than others. I agree that it is OPs fault. He should've been supervising him better.
desireev 18
I let my 3-year-old son play with my iPhone often. But he knows where his apps to play with are. And he knows that it is breakable and shouldn't be treated badly. He knows that he has to treat my phone like one of his toys. Or else he gets my phone taken away from him and one of his toys. Moral of the story, if you're going to allow a child to play with your expensive things, then lay down rules and back them up! But it's, definitely, not a YDI. It's an FYL because she was only trying to be nice.
genesisCCORE 3
Now you learned by the hard way.
onlychildFTW 34
Little brothers and iPhones don't go together. Because it isn't his he won't care if he hurts it. So that was a mistake on your part. Your little brother also sounds young to be putting pudding on it.
jillianmathers12 13
Hurts it? It's not an animal!
Inediblepeaches 15
17- Exactly what I was thinking!
The_Troller 14
You're never too old for pudding!
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
If you care so much about it, you wouldn't of forgot about it.
LouisianaBob 9
Oh Iphone, bring me a dream!
FlamingTacos 7
This is why we can't have nice things.